Immediate Likeage (n): When a friend posts a status update, photo, relationship status, etc, and you like it within an embarrassingly short amount of time, marking yourself permanently as some sort of Facebook stalker.
Facebook Newsfeed:
Gina Ferguson and Nicholas Sullivan are in a relationship.
(47 seconds later) Mallory Peterson likes this.
Gina: Good lord. Cool it with the immediate likeage.
Mallory: Sorry, my Facebook stalking threshold is high today.
Gina Ferguson and Nicholas Sullivan are in a relationship.
(47 seconds later) Mallory Peterson likes this.
Gina: Good lord. Cool it with the immediate likeage.
Mallory: Sorry, my Facebook stalking threshold is high today.
by malexb714 September 20, 2011
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Something people say in an email when they’re mad at a company and they think that ordering them to do something is going to make them do it as if they are their bitch.
*Reading: “We have tried to contact you and there has been no answer. Return my calls immediately at (phone number).”
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. I’ll consider calling her back next week.
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. I’ll consider calling her back next week.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
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If a child exhibits immediate gratification when asking for something, their sense of entitlement will grow worse with age. Never just jump up to do what is asked of you, make the person or child waits until you are done with what you are doing, showing that your time is just as
important as theirs.
important as theirs.
by Overwhelmed and Pissed off mom March 16, 2014
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Only a jerk would tell a grandchild that they can watch their grandmother suffer for months then not allow them to attend the viewing as it is for immediate family only.
by vanlaf July 5, 2007
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A mix between immediate,rectum, and stench
Meaning when a person farts their fart will smell immediatly and it will smell like shit
A mix between immediate,rectum, and stench
Meaning when a person farts their fart will smell immediatly and it will smell like shit
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