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Immediate Likeage

Immediate Likeage (n): When a friend posts a status update, photo, relationship status, etc, and you like it within an embarrassingly short amount of time, marking yourself permanently as some sort of Facebook stalker.
Facebook Newsfeed:

Gina Ferguson and Nicholas Sullivan are in a relationship.

(47 seconds later) Mallory Peterson likes this.

Gina: Good lord. Cool it with the immediate likeage.

Mallory: Sorry, my Facebook stalking threshold is high today.
by malexb714 September 20, 2011
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Immediately

Immediately pull out your daily reading records.
by LittleNemo2307 September 17, 2018
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Return my calls immediately

Something people say in an email when they’re mad at a company and they think that ordering them to do something is going to make them do it as if they are their bitch.
*Reading: “We have tried to contact you and there has been no answer. Return my calls immediately at (phone number).”
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. I’ll consider calling her back next week.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
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immediate gratification

Someone who expects you to drop everything you're doing, to cater to their bullshit needs. They feel what they need you to do is more important than anything you could possibly be doing. Most are selfish assholes with zero consideration for anyone but themselves. Plus, chances are they haven't even tried to do it themselves and are just too damn lazy and inconsiderate to try.
If a child exhibits immediate gratification when asking for something, their sense of entitlement will grow worse with age. Never just jump up to do what is asked of you, make the person or child waits until you are done with what you are doing, showing that your time is just as
important as theirs.
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immediate family

Immediate family - the ability to be able to stay married to the same jerk for the duration, so that you children will be able to say the goodbyes at funerals showings when a loved one passes on.
Only a jerk would tell a grandchild that they can watch their grandmother suffer for months then not allow them to attend the viewing as it is for immediate family only.
by vanlaf July 5, 2007
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immediateaction

1. A former mod that looked awesome, than some fool changed it to bf1942.
Welcome to the home of Immediate Action and D3adlode the /amsg whore
by Anonymous February 8, 2003
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immediatal rectified stench

immediatal rectafied stench
A mix between immediate,rectum, and stench
Meaning when a person farts their fart will smell immediatly and it will smell like shit
Fart
"Dude..Did you just fart?
"Yeah immediatal rectified stench!"
"Damn you tub-tits"
by FRenchporker August 15, 2009
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