A gemstone that can only be found at the heart of a collapsed star. It can break the laws of physics, bend space-time, create copies of matter, and basically anything else that’s ‘impossible’.
“Man, I hate Newton’s first law of motion...”
“You wanna borrow my Illogical Stone?”
“Yeah, sure!”
(Reverses Newton’s first Law of Motion)
“Thanks, Franklin!”
“Anytime, Adams!”
“You wanna borrow my Illogical Stone?”
“Yeah, sure!”
(Reverses Newton’s first Law of Motion)
“Thanks, Franklin!”
“Anytime, Adams!”
by Josh Ceeven March 5, 2019
Get the Illogical Stonemug. by real7777 September 21, 2017
Get the illogicmug. An Illogical Marian Assumption, is my joke, on the Marian Assumption, a Christian doctrine, where The Virgin Mary, ascended to Heaven. It's also, a joke, on the, illogical assumption, a term, in logic.
The Devil's, Illogical Marian Assumption, is that, he hates The Virgin Mary, so he wants her, to join him, in Hell! A joke!
by I'mcrazy May 28, 2025
Get the Illogical Marian Assumptionmug. Jazz Musician: "That joke about the massive poo doesn't make any sense"
Me: "Don't worry, that's just scat-illogical humour"
Me: "Don't worry, that's just scat-illogical humour"
by BobHobnobBobbobbob July 14, 2021
Get the Scat-illogicalmug. by honeymorganmoon September 6, 2021
Get the illogical..logicmug. Illogical punch is the ability to assert some specific conditions to the opponent once within a debate/discussion
The effects of this ability being the invalidation of every claim/point or argument given,any refutation or negation being dismissed resulting in the unilateral win of the user.
This cannot be rejected nor dismissed
The effects of this ability being the invalidation of every claim/point or argument given,any refutation or negation being dismissed resulting in the unilateral win of the user.
This cannot be rejected nor dismissed
Jerry says "Drake is clearly better than Kendrick"
Luke "I disagree,illogical punch!"
In this case,after Luke performed the illogical punch,any further argumentation or point/claim made will be invalidated and any refutation or negation to this will be dismissed bringing Luke to win this discussion
Luke "I disagree,illogical punch!"
In this case,after Luke performed the illogical punch,any further argumentation or point/claim made will be invalidated and any refutation or negation to this will be dismissed bringing Luke to win this discussion
by Mejejebdbh March 17, 2025
Get the Illogical Punchmug. Illogical Supply
facebook.com/illogicalsupply
illogicalsupply.tumblr.com
illogicalsupply.bigcartel.com
facebook.com/illogicalsupply
illogicalsupply.tumblr.com
illogicalsupply.bigcartel.com
by Swagmaster3000WOOP! October 26, 2013
Get the Illogical Supplymug.