I Need Healing

The mating call for a rare half human half cyborg creature known as the Genji. The Genji often uses this call when he is at 199/200 health just annoying the Lucio's,Mercy's,Zentyatta's and Ana's he yells it at while not pushing the payload.

Genji:199/200 health
Genji:I need healing
Reaper:We don't even have a healer
Genji:Then switch to one
Reaper:No
Genji:Then i'll just stand here and make our team lose
Reaper:*Switches to Ana*
Ana:Lemme heal you
Genji:*Keeps moving too fast for Ana o heal him*

by dfkjgefhlidas April 4, 2017

I need scissors! 61!

Towards the end of Konami's Metal Gear Solid 2 (PS2), a computer AI operating under the alias of Colonel Campbell becomes infected with a computer virus codenamed "GW." The virus proceeds to scramble the AI's memory and logic, causing the AI Campbell imposter to utter numerous phrases of complete nonsense, among them the phrase "...I need scissors! 61!" It is part of a longer quote, listed below.

The phrase "I need scissors!" has no particular or coherent meaning, as it is simply the product of a horribly scrambled AI.

"I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"

by Siegfried Zaga May 23, 2005

i need mental help

When you say some gay ass shit

"AHH CAILLOU CUM IN MY BUTT". "Ummm I'm not gonna even ask" "I need mental help"

by yuhyuh69420 October 20, 2019

ineedmorecowbellatio

a blowjob that didn't exactly explore the space

YOU: So, was she a pro?

YOUR BUDDY: Hardly. It was a'ight. What you might call ineedmorecowbellatio.

by mattyfoureyes December 18, 2010

Indeedison

A cooler version of the word "indeed"

Katie: Hey, do you want to hang out this weekend?
Jordin: Indeedison! I would love to!

OR

Lindsey: Oh my god, that guy is soo hot!
Jessica: Indeedison! i would totally do him!

by Hoodie24 December 21, 2009

iPeed

A meme in which there are three people on a couch. The son has an iPod, the daughter has an iPad, and the father is holding a sign saying "iPaid." On the bottom right corner is a guilty dog saying "iPeed." Sometimes below iPeed will be added "and farded and shidded and camed." A relatively recent meme.

iPeed
and farded and shidded and camed.

by WhoDatFreshBoi July 1, 2018

i need a bad bleep

this is a phrase from alt tik tok used to make fun of Addison stingraes genius lyrics explaining thingy.

alt #1: i need a bad bleep...
alt #1 and #2: addison rae, lil shart e the baddest, yEaH, and she got her ways

by ineedabadbleep July 29, 2020