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I bet you cant mount a tv

Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine
by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021
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i bet you eat spaghet on the pot

Eating spaghet on the pot is a cardinal sin in most countries and being accused on such is quite a claim, enough to make people very sad.

Most notably, it is used against female streamers when you join their chat. This will make them very upset and they will have a go at you for saying such things about them. It makes most people you say it to break down crying into rivers of tears as these words have just been uttered.
guy1: *Logs onto Twitch and joins streamers stream*
guy1: "I bet you eat spaghet on the pot."
streamer: "What the fuck?? I can't believe you would say that.. It makes me so upset people still do stuff like this today. Mods, can we ban them please?"
by GAMERINGGAMERGAMING June 5, 2022
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I bet this is undefined

It was until now
John: I made up a word. I bet this is undefined
by The guy who beat you to it October 25, 2022
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“I bet they take the same mg”

When a couple that is hooking up is about the same size
Did you see that Emily and Drake are hooking up?

Yeah, they’re cute but “I bet they take the same mg”… if you know what I mean

Oh yeah, Drake is so scrawny and some would say Emily is big boned.
by Hateroops October 27, 2022
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I bet you think about me

I bet you think about me is a sentence that swifties use for their friends. This means if a swiftie traumatises their friend with Taylor Swift, everytime when they will see a post about Taylor Swift they will immediately sent it to their swiftie friend and they will think about them.
Morgan: (sents a post about Taylor Swift)
Lizzie: I bet you think about me❤️
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I bet she

“I bet she” is often used vaguely by internet microcelebrity/EX “OkayBuddyHetero” user CEO Of Simps (also known as Ceo, Ansari, Imsorry, and retard) to signal that he is currently thinking about a girl that he is romantically interested in. It is often used as a follow up to an existing comment by another person
“I bet she”
I wonder if she”

Lizzgot: “Yo Imsorry my ass really hurts today”
Ceo: “I bet she”
This would signal that he is thinking about her ass now
by LizardWizard357 April 11, 2024
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yeah, i bet

what you say when someone tells you something that you know is a lie or an blatant exaggeration, but you just play along with it b/c it's not worth calling them up on it. it's best when said with a slight hint of a giggle and a tidbit of a crack of a smile.
guy 1: yo, dat dog came runnin' up on me, son! i was like, f**k dat, son! i grabbed him by the neck...you hear me? da neck, son! and was like, BAM! BAM! BAM!!! i slammed dat damn dawg to da ground, son! he was seein' stars, yo!

guy 2: yeah, i bet.
by spolice February 8, 2007
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