Hubertus

Bavarian origin, he is the Protector of the hunters for the German speaking people. A Hubertus is known to be tall, handsome and dark haired. Also, a very kind person in nature. Due to his origin, he is an expert with weapons and a superb Marksman. If you ever find yourself in a bad situation (like a bank robbery) you will be blessed when a Hubertus is close. When approached by a Hubertus, let him know you come in peace. Say; „Hubertus, thank you for your service“ then lead him to some beautiful girls because he is a protector.

Ashley: Yesterday I met a Hubertus!
Katharine: Damn girl, you got yourself a fine ass protector!

by ElGobo January 19, 2019

Hubert's Grandmother

The sexiest human being ever. Quite attractive but kind of takes things too fast. She usually tells Hubert that 'somebody at du phone 4 u'. She has a relationship with Hubert's friends Tin Nooyin. She is extremely hot and is kind of a slag. She usually spends days out and sleeps elsewhere. She is rude but honest. And She hates Ichibon Sushi.

Person 1: Hubert told me his grandmother gave him some special favours when she saw his good grades.
Person 2: Dang, Hubert's Grandmother is hot.

by Dwinter Glik June 11, 2018

sex haver

One who commits regular sexual acts, including but not limited to the actual act of sexual intercourse.

Tyler's been hanging out with this girl lately, he's been ditching his friends and playing video games less often. He's become a filthy sex haver

by Trippisk December 6, 2016

haver

It means to talk nonsense, chatter.

"And if I haver, I'm going to be the one havering to you." The Proclaimers

by Anita June 12, 2003

Hover Bingo

A modern dog that has been technologically advanced over the course of 5,000 years, causing it to have legs that are literally hover pads.

I had a dog named bingo, but then i traveled to the future where they had hover cars and hover bingos.

by TheBingoMaster June 20, 2013

hover craft

A Person that has no friends so just stands by you hovering while doing absolutly nothing

Curtis_ Hey Tyler! . .Who's that guy standing beside you?

Tyler_ Ohh He's Just a Hover Craft

by T Masta H December 28, 2005

Hubert Cumberdale

Hubert Cumberdale is a finger puppet, no doubt a creation by Salad Fingers himself due to the fact that he is afraid of human vocal projections. He supposedly tastes like soot and poo, and occationally will appear to Salad Fingers, when he is in an altered state of mind, becoming angry for fleeting moments.

example? Well I don't think I can really give you an example.. thats just asking way too much of me...

by Marjory Stewart-Baxter January 8, 2005