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howie stare

after someone has been dissed and has absolutely no comeback; the only thing they do in response is stare at you like an idiot, expecting you to think this is funny.
Jim: "Bob, you suck at the drums. The only reason you're here is to occupy the drum set."

Bob: *gives the howie stare*

(Awkward silence)
by BlackG-Zus June 19, 2007
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Howie

Former grandmaster of the universe.

Once upon a time, in a mad quest for the perfect human, some scientist brought the single-celled common ancestor of life back from the past. Then he grew it, along with human stem cells, into Howie. Howie could do anything at all, he had complete control of the universe, and was a cruel grandmaster of everything. He could win a chess game in one move....he could spontaneously create life....and destroy an object of any mass with a roundhouse kick. He would often torture his subjects for sheer amusement. But he had one weakness....even he could not divide by zero. In order to prevent his power from being undermined, he created the asymptote to occupy this paradoxical place and keep people from getting into it. Then, one day, Howie spotted Stephen Hawking. He knew that he held the key to making his power absolute...so he extracted Hawking's motor cortex (that's why he's paralyzed) and used it to grow a brain for his new son, who was an exact clone of him. Once his son taught him how to divide by zero, he would merely dispose of him. This son was Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris inherited all of Howie's abilities, and began his studies of zero division. He found the answer after 3 months, 14 days, 1 hour, and 59 minutes. (Continued in example)
(Continued)However, when he entered his father's study to give him the answer, Howie was not there, and his journal was on the desk. Chuck learned from Howie's journal his plan to kill him once he gave him the answer. He also realized that he could rebel against his cruel father and mentor, thus freeing the world from his tyranny. To do this, he brought Howie to the Forbidden Asymptote, with the promise to teach him the Final Secret of zero division. But Chuck, knowing the Secret, stepped into the Asymptote, and Howie could not follow him. Then, he delivered The Roundhouse Kick that liberated the universe. Howie fell off of his mathematical throne, and is now banished to crawl the earth, naked, dirty, and screaming in agony, trying to get into a house and regain power. It is the duty of humanity to NEVER let him in!
by GEEK² October 19, 2010
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Howie Divorce

When she's 6'1 and you're 5'8 you best her up and break up. Then you have a Howie divorce.
My grandfather had a Howie Divorce way back when and he shot himself.

If I ever beat you tell my mom and we'll have a Howie Divorce.
by GruntToeCristy November 4, 2020
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Brandy Howie

A howie with a unusually large brandy. He likes to eat computers. He has a VERY big booty.
OMG BECKY LOOK AT His BUTT
Oh that's just BrAnDy HoWiE
by brandy howie October 22, 2019
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Howie Day

Run-of-the-mill singer-songwriter guy with a guitar whose hair isn't even original. Douchebag who started harassing passengers on a flight and got arrested for it because he is an asshat.

In March, he locked a girl in a tour bus bathroom after she refused his "sexual advances" and broke another girl's cell phone when she tried to call the police.
1.) Hi, my name is Howie Day and I'm just your run-of-the-mill singer-songwriter guy with a guitar whose hair isn't even original. But at night I'm a raging douchebag.

2.) Howie Day sucks.
by whoabadpoetry December 28, 2005
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Holice

the punk ass police who are notorious for shooting innocent people planting drugs and weapons on the citizens!
crooked ass cops, anyone who affiliates with dirty cops. Government informants, any police ass shit!

"Damn a nigga can't walk down the street with out these punk ass holice harassing me searching for drugs!"
by zone3 pimp May 19, 2009
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Howie Handel

A hand job given with hand sanitizer; Originally made popular by Howie Mandel.
John's cock was so dirty Lisa refused to touch it unless he agreed to a Howie Handel.

Purel moisturizing sanitizer is by far the most preferred lubricant for the Howie Handel.
by JustLikeThis March 6, 2011
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