after someone has been dissed and has absolutely no comeback; the only thing they do in response is stare at you like an idiot, expecting you to think this is funny.
Jim: "Bob, you suck at the drums. The only reason you're here is to occupy the drum set."
Bob: *gives the howie stare*
(Awkward silence)
Bob: *gives the howie stare*
(Awkward silence)
by BlackG-Zus June 19, 2007
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Once upon a time, in a mad quest for the perfect human, some scientist brought the single-celled common ancestor of life back from the past. Then he grew it, along with human stem cells, into Howie. Howie could do anything at all, he had complete control of the universe, and was a cruel grandmaster of everything. He could win a chess game in one move....he could spontaneously create life....and destroy an object of any mass with a roundhouse kick. He would often torture his subjects for sheer amusement. But he had one weakness....even he could not divide by zero. In order to prevent his power from being undermined, he created the asymptote to occupy this paradoxical place and keep people from getting into it. Then, one day, Howie spotted Stephen Hawking. He knew that he held the key to making his power absolute...so he extracted Hawking's motor cortex (that's why he's paralyzed) and used it to grow a brain for his new son, who was an exact clone of him. Once his son taught him how to divide by zero, he would merely dispose of him. This son was Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris inherited all of Howie's abilities, and began his studies of zero division. He found the answer after 3 months, 14 days, 1 hour, and 59 minutes. (Continued in example)
Once upon a time, in a mad quest for the perfect human, some scientist brought the single-celled common ancestor of life back from the past. Then he grew it, along with human stem cells, into Howie. Howie could do anything at all, he had complete control of the universe, and was a cruel grandmaster of everything. He could win a chess game in one move....he could spontaneously create life....and destroy an object of any mass with a roundhouse kick. He would often torture his subjects for sheer amusement. But he had one weakness....even he could not divide by zero. In order to prevent his power from being undermined, he created the asymptote to occupy this paradoxical place and keep people from getting into it. Then, one day, Howie spotted Stephen Hawking. He knew that he held the key to making his power absolute...so he extracted Hawking's motor cortex (that's why he's paralyzed) and used it to grow a brain for his new son, who was an exact clone of him. Once his son taught him how to divide by zero, he would merely dispose of him. This son was Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris inherited all of Howie's abilities, and began his studies of zero division. He found the answer after 3 months, 14 days, 1 hour, and 59 minutes. (Continued in example)
(Continued)However, when he entered his father's study to give him the answer, Howie was not there, and his journal was on the desk. Chuck learned from Howie's journal his plan to kill him once he gave him the answer. He also realized that he could rebel against his cruel father and mentor, thus freeing the world from his tyranny. To do this, he brought Howie to the Forbidden Asymptote, with the promise to teach him the Final Secret of zero division. But Chuck, knowing the Secret, stepped into the Asymptote, and Howie could not follow him. Then, he delivered The Roundhouse Kick that liberated the universe. Howie fell off of his mathematical throne, and is now banished to crawl the earth, naked, dirty, and screaming in agony, trying to get into a house and regain power. It is the duty of humanity to NEVER let him in!
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My grandfather had a Howie Divorce way back when and he shot himself.
If I ever beat you tell my mom and we'll have a Howie Divorce.
If I ever beat you tell my mom and we'll have a Howie Divorce.
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In March, he locked a girl in a tour bus bathroom after she refused his "sexual advances" and broke another girl's cell phone when she tried to call the police.
In March, he locked a girl in a tour bus bathroom after she refused his "sexual advances" and broke another girl's cell phone when she tried to call the police.
1.) Hi, my name is Howie Day and I'm just your run-of-the-mill singer-songwriter guy with a guitar whose hair isn't even original. But at night I'm a raging douchebag.
2.) Howie Day sucks.
2.) Howie Day sucks.
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crooked ass cops, anyone who affiliates with dirty cops. Government informants, any police ass shit!
"Damn a nigga can't walk down the street with out these punk ass holice harassing me searching for drugs!"
"Damn a nigga can't walk down the street with out these punk ass holice harassing me searching for drugs!"
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