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When she's 6'1 and you're 5'8 you best her up and break up. Then you have a Howie divorce.
My grandfather had a Howie Divorce way back when and he shot himself.

If I ever beat you tell my mom and we'll have a Howie Divorce.
by GruntToeCristy November 04, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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