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Holey Harrison

n. The curious art in which one soaks a girl (preferably dead) in a bath tub for 7 days and then proceeds to insert their own holes. In addition they have intercourse with said holes. This action is named after Harrison Ford who was considered an extreme sexual deviant.
Your sister was not happy when i tryed to give her a holey harrison. She was a struggler.
by Negative Nancy 23 November 4, 2008
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Holley

Holley is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is sweet, beautiful, stunning, hilarious and so easy to talk to. All of the boys are jealous of her boyfriend because how could she not have a boyfriend?! I mean, look at her! All of the girls at her school hate her and are all jealous of her because of her extraordinary beauty and outstanding sense of humour.... but don’t cross her line or mess with her what so ever because she WILL start a fight and you do NOT want to fight a Holley. Once you meet Holley, there’s no going back, you will never forget her. She usually has medium brown hair and chocolate brown or hazel eyes. Holley is hard to describe but impossible to forget. If you’re on her good side, you’re probably the luckiest person on earth. If you’re her boyfriend, then you’re even luckier. She is loyal, loving and always has time for you and gives great advice. She doesn’t let any boys use her but is they do, she will make sure she confronts them in the WORST way possible and they will be left embarrassed for a long long time. She’s very smart but doesn’t try in school because she could honestly care less about it. EVERYONE wants to be Holley, whether they want to admit it or not!
Holley is the most perfect person I’ve ever met in my entire life, I was I was Holley.
by Macaroni and cheese slut November 14, 2017
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hooley

Irish slang for party or celebration; by extension, some substance with which you party or celebrate.
I'm AWOH (Absent With Out Hooley) so I gotta boost tha Uncle's stash.

--Little Nephew, from the online comic Achewood
by MC Slim JB December 20, 2004
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Holley

A word used to describe a beautiful and bright being.
usally linked to a girl of average height with forever changing hair and green eyes.

Symptoms of being a Holley:
- excessive loudness (no volume control)
- sometimes lives in a fantasy world- believes herself to be a princess
- Tendency to dress in tight clothing
- Has a black women bum
- likes to be liked & loves the people closest to her dearly

Other attributes of a Holley:
- Hardworking, motivated and ambitious
- Creative, artistic and emotive
- romantic, confident and passionate

Some may refer to as Slag/Whore/Loose/'cock on the brain', this in fact can be rather incorrect as it is down to a 'holley' being nothing more than a kinky being!

Most importantly; Holley is another way to explain a 'blonde moment'
SCENARIO: someone looses their mobile, cannot remember where they left it, moments later, find it in their fridge.
" oh my god! that was so holley of me!"
by Theoneandonlyy August 24, 2009
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Holey Poley Hoe

"A po' hoe
Think she know, but don't know
She in a hole
Make enough moneyzz to get out the hole
But go spend it all on dope, Jordans and clothes
A Player like me call em holey poley hoes"

Contributed by Old School aka Holley aka East Texas Red
"If she wasn't such a holey poley hoe she would have paid me my mothafuckin $5, o funky bitch. Next time I'm gonna call the wrecker."

"This girl makes hundreds of dollars a night, but she is still taking taxis and begging for rides and living out of a motel. She is a holey poley hoe, funky bitch."

"I hate going to that ratchet strip club, all the girls are holey poley hoes"
by Old Skool October 26, 2018
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Hogley Roast

The roast of a hogley
What does Hogley Roast mean - Binley
by Ugh bby November 22, 2019
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holey water

"she baptised his tongue with her holey water"
by Spycho August 5, 2003
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