felix da housecat

a house music dj also known as Thee Maddkatt Courtship, Aphrohead and Sharkimaxx. His real name is Felix Stallings, Jr.

"felix da housecat is da shit"

by figsomatic April 3, 2009

housebrutality

The Opposite of Hospitality - Domestic: Host is Rude(or a Prude);lack of accomodation.
Professional: Customer Service Sucks- a bad waiter or waitress etc.

As our hero prepared to take leave of his pompous host. he turned on his heel at the door and (doing his best Groucho) said "Thanks for the House-brutallity."

by Psycomann August 14, 2005

Houseback Riding

Sitting atop a residence in a drunken and/or disorderly manner. Extra points are often awarded whilst hoisting one arm, drink in hand and cat-calling passers by.

The "Jones'" have saddles on their dormers. During parties, Mrs. Jones enjoys houseback riding naked.

by Rusty Steedledorf February 11, 2010

Housebarrassment

Housebarrassment: (haus-bares-ment) noun
- to feel unease or embarrassment at the thought of others seeing your home.

'I don't want my colleagues to see my background when on Zoom meetings! I need to cure my Housebarrassment and refresh my kitchen!'

by anonymous January 6, 2021

houseband

The male equivelant to housewife. In this case, a houseband stays at home and takes care of the kids while the wife works.

While claire works her ass off at work, Jimmy drinks beer while watching t.v. with his kids. Jimmy is obviously a houseband.

by Lie_Detector_411 September 2, 2010

housenote

The character "play" says it in the movie "house party 2", the other two people in this room are unsure if it is urban derived.

Yours Sincerely,
Kylie, Jason, And Ben

"I should be charging you a housenote for those records." - Play

by Ben May 13, 2005

Houseboy

A Houseboi is a boy that is looking for a unique position for a change, a career, some even love. Many want to be a personal assistant, a housekeeper, a chief, and many other duties. In the past a houseboi would serve as assistant and some even grow into a life long relationship with their employers. For some that is taboo. Many stable couples today will take in a houseboi for the household duties and to mentor. see also houseboi(extracted from www.houseboi.com)

As I'm too busy, I'll hire a houseboy to take care of my place and run some errands.

by Dino March 9, 2005