hosala

An Assyrian word used to express the feeling when you don't feel like doing something.

Mark: My car broke down how are we going to get to convention?

Rameil: We can walk.

Mark: i have no hosala to walk all the way over there! Lets just call Givo.

by Stevenlelham September 29, 2011

hosele

the feeling of not having any energy, drive or will to do anything.

origin of the farsi language

man hosele nadaram koonie

by jamshid99999 October 23, 2011

hosaver

A guy who dates notoriously promiscuous women, in hopes that he can save the Ho from her whorish deeds and become a good girl.

Bro, what are you thinking dating lucy, she banged every guy on the team. Thats the second skank you dated this month, you a Hosaver!

by NakedNate4 December 7, 2010

Hostlewinkle

To hostlewinkle means to give a female a front wedgie with such force that she is split in two.

The person performing this act is known as 'The Hostlewinkler' and the person receiving such act is know as 'The Hostlewinklee'. To be a true Hostlewinkler, one must scream "HOSTLEWINKLE!" at full force.

Guy 1: "Oh my god, did you see how bad she got hostlewinkled earlier?"

Guy 2: "Totally. There's two of her now"

by TheHostlewinkler June 18, 2018

Hosages

When someone or something is in a pickle or has a problem (usually frivolous).

"Carson is in a hosages today; he came downstairs, but got scared by the vacuum cleaner and is now hiding under the bed".

"I was in a right hosages this morning. I woke up late because my alarm clock didn't go off!"

by mrsbfigg March 21, 2021

Hostler

A heroin dealer.

Hostlers used to be people who sold and took care of horses, and "horse" is a common slang word for heroin.

Guy 1: Ey who is your hostler?
Guy 2: It's just my shady cousin

by Brxtjn July 16, 2022

Hoesale

This is not the typical "hook-up" as one would find on the street corner. This is special pricing, similar to "resale" pricing, but not exactly the same.

This "hook-up" can be described as the pricing one would get while shopping at an outdoor swap meet or from a street vendor.

This does not mean that one is selling "hoe's" (that being of the gardening tool or the woman prostitute)

"I can get that at hoesale" This would mean you are not really getting a deal at all and may be even paying more than retail. The item maybe used, damaged or even carrying some type of disease.

Seller: "I have some cheap Gucci bags at hoesale"

Customer: "Those are not Gucci bags, those are Chucci bags!"

by AWKAT October 5, 2012