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To hostlewinkle means to give a female a front wedgie with such force that she is split in two.

The person performing this act is known as 'The Hostlewinkler' and the person receiving such act is know as 'The Hostlewinklee'. To be a true Hostlewinkler, one must scream "HOSTLEWINKLE!" at full force.
Guy 1: "Oh my god, did you see how bad she got hostlewinkled earlier?"

Guy 2: "Totally. There's two of her now"
by TheHostlewinkler June 18, 2018
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