horsecock johnson

Nickname for a guy with a huge penis.

Duder 1: "Oh you're Italian for real? Damn dude it must be pretty big then."

Duder 2: "Oh you know it. It's like 9 inches doggy."

Duder 1: "Oh snap! You straight up horsecock johnson!"

Duder 2: "I love you Americans."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

holy horsecock

An exclamation preceding in a sentence to something exciting

Holy horsecock, I just hit a hole-in-one!

by Chris Aubertin December 19, 2008

futa horsecock

Girl penis from horse

"Nice futa horsecock"- Harri
"Why thanks my dude I reared this shlong myself" -Sean

by Adolfo Chan November 29, 2020

horsecock harry

a guy with a abnormally large cock.

i saw a horsecock harry yesterday.

by RustyDildo August 8, 2008

phat horsecock

when a certain someone has the biggest, most massive piece of meat between their legs.

OH. MY. GOD. Do you see him? He has a phat horsecock! You can see it through his jeans!!

by TheScarpinator November 11, 2020

Horsecock

Yum

I love this apple pie it tastes just like horsecock

Why the fuck do you know what that means Sourish

by bronchisourish April 11, 2022

Horsecocked

To lose the girl to the man with the largest penis in the room.

I totally would have banged her last night but I was Horsecocked by Johnny.

by SSM239 January 1, 2020