Hopscotching

A description of the practice in male masturbation of enveloping the cock within the ballsack and grinding the balls against the erect penile shaft to reach climax

Dude I saw that homeless guy hopscotching the fuck out of his meat this morning on the way to work

by Roguefondler69 February 22, 2023

chinese hopscotch

To put your toes in wax and stick them in both the vagina and butthole.

He just knows how to get me off first he started with the Chinese hopscotch.

by bilnyethescienceguy696969 July 17, 2016

Hopscrotch

The act of randomly banging any person you can get in the bed even if they aren’t single.

Ya.... that girl plays hopscrotch with any guy even if he’s married or not.

by Captain save a cat February 16, 2018

Hopscotching

Using bicycle sharing programs in which there is a time restriction for trips, hopscotching is jumping between bicycle stations to keep your entire trip under the time limit.

Daisychaining your trip by checking in at several stations over the course of one bicycle rental time.

I'm hopscotching from Southwest DC to get to Rosslyn, it'll take me 45 minutes! I'll check in at the Kennedy Center.

by BikesterDC March 14, 2011

hopscotch

A mixture of beer and scotch.

Never drink hopscotch.

by assmurderer September 3, 2011

hopscotch

A euphemism for sex.

"Damn, I'm trying to play me some hopscotch with this girl tonight.."

"Yo, why the hell is Alex the only one hopscotching it up right now?!! Fuck that!!"

by John Lovelady January 7, 2008

higgity hop on my hopscotch court

A general insult when someone disrespects you.

A: Why are you so mad at Wyatt?
B: Oh, he higgity hop on my hopscotch court.
A: I hope he gets herpes

by Jfredrick November 13, 2016