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nigger hooves

Shoes worn by black people, e.g. Nike.

First used by Kizuel on the Madoshi message board.
Fraz expressed some interest in wearing nigger hooves, feel free to send him a PM.
by Kizuel April 15, 2008
mugGet the nigger hoovesmug.

Hoove covers

a large persons foot covered with a sock....to prevent the noice during a stampede. to prevent those embarassing moments at the beach
Honey put on your hoove covers before you scratch the new hard wood floors.
by weknowstuff August 11, 2009
mugGet the Hoove coversmug.

Poop Hooves

Did you watch that game last night? It was the poop hooves.

Philli Boi loves himself. He thinks he straight poop hooves.
by Philli Boi February 11, 2010
mugGet the Poop Hoovesmug.

My Hooves

Often used in place of "my feet", especially for bovine creatures, and Yak. Originally - Tom Green. Now used the world over (and especially in the south of England where they have nothing better to do) for comedic purposes and as an answer to everything. Hooves make a certain clippy-cloppy sound, so any use of "my hooves" is often preceeded by the question "Do you hear that sound?", even if there is no sound.

Never is it said in standard conversation. Always it is said manically. Crazy laughter occurs before, during and after speaking the words. The louder it is said, the better.

An competition also runs throughout all parts of the year to see who has trotted in the most interesting place. Any part of the country may be exposed to this phenomenon.

Beware. It's infectious.
"Do you hear that sound??"
"It's MY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES!!!!"
by electricyak November 23, 2004
mugGet the My Hoovesmug.

hooved up

a wrinkle or bump in any material exhibiting symmetry.
Wow, there is a big hooved up place in the road!
by PC September 1, 2004
mugGet the hooved upmug.

beer hoove

The person in a group who never chips in for beer and often cries poor but always drinks up everyone elses liquor for free.
Don't invite dave, he's a beer hoove
by bunge June 18, 2007
mugGet the beer hoovemug.

Hooves Hammer

When someone does a weird ass fucking serve for spike ball which looks like someone putting a pipe up an elderly persons asshole.
The Hooves Hammer can be effective on and off the court.
by OvilInUrMum69 May 19, 2020
mugGet the Hooves Hammermug.

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