HoJak

An adaptation of Wojak, similar to Soyjak but intended for ladies who exploit themselves via “sexwork” who now are upset once now having to return to the labor force in light of onlyfans regulations (Oct 2021)

*Guy 1 & 2 walking into McDonalds, at the register, guy 1 has recognized the lady*

Guy 1: (To Girl at the register ) Hey, I remember you!! I used to subscribe to your onlyfans.

Girl at register: *Visibly upset*

*While walking away *

Guy 2: Dude! That Hojak looked big mad

by Kanastaa August 21, 2021

hojay

noun: the performance of cunnilingus on a woman.

Yo man, I gave my woman the illest hojay last weekend. It was so great she cried!

by B-Lovez September 25, 2009

Hojabi

derogotary term meaning a muslim women/girl wearing the hijab in a sexualised manner to attract attention as opposed to deterring the gaze of mens' eyes. A hojabi ties their hair in an unusually high ponytail and maybe even backcombs to add further volume, wrapping the scarf around to create a camel head effect. lipstick muslim Some add extra attention by wearing more than one scarf in many bright colours.

Look at that girl, proper hojabi she is.

by coconut07 May 9, 2012

HoJacked

This is when your girlfriend gets stolen by another guy

My bitch was HoJacked :(

by GeorgeGilbert February 7, 2013

Hojass

Term used to describe someone who is extremely hot, with an extremely hot ass, who is also jewish. Hot-Jewish-Ass

"Can I offer you a little Hojass with your unleven bread and Manishevitz wine?"

"why you most certainly can if you serve it up in those fine pants. I like the way your junk fights with the fabric"

by luluintoronto November 29, 2007

hojae

A kid who is really hilarious and a great basketball player who will exceed in school at home with his family overall Hojae is a joyfull person to be around and is very lucky with the ladies as he is found sexually attractive.

Wow it's Hojae he's so cool
Wow it's Hojae o my god

by Candrew February 16, 2017

hojamica

Usually an empty fry bin, this device is used to shame an already shamed idiot of a human being. It is worn by the offender as a hat of sorts, with grease and salt rubbing off into his or her hair. First used on Daniel Hojecki.

Heh Hojecki wont throw out the garbage, make him wear his hojamica!

by Paul June 3, 2004