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Huffin a bogey

I don't know what happened, I was out huffin a bogey.
by Jimbo Mofo Jones March 17, 2009
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The Huffington Poo

The daily dose of crappy blogging you get from The Huffington Post.
Did you read the ultra-moronic comments today on The Huffington Poo?
Yeah... specially the accolades to the First Lady from Planet of the Apes.
by rperazag May 6, 2010
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hoffice

Short for "home office". Term used by entrepreneurs who work from home but are unsure whether to refer to it as a home or office.
"Alright, I'll email the documents when I get back to the hoffice"
by Cyrus Ruffy May 3, 2012
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Baby huffington

A baby that’s easy to bother and annoy, and easily cries at everything.
I was babysitting my friend’s baby and he was totally pulling a Baby Huffington and he would not stop crying! I literally was in hell the whole time I was taking care of him!
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 24, 2018
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hoefinger

after playing an arousing game of baskegtball, i smelled like hoefinger
by blow me33447 December 7, 2005
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kitten huffing

From the Uncyclopedia:

Kitten huffing is a controversial practice that has recently been growing as a popular and healthy alternative to street drugs. Despite a long history in Western culture, the practice remains largely taboo. Excessive huffing has been known to produce undesirable side effects, including addiction, damaged sinuses, corrupted brains, which may lead to someone thinking they're something they aren't, and, in some cases, death. It is a general rule of thumb that anyone who huffs more then 3 kittens a day is an addict. Veteran huffers often caution against huffing more than a couple kittens per day as overdosing can be very unpleasant and quite dangerous.
Jimmy spent all night last night kitten huffing... he doesn't have eyes any more.
by rebornintheglory December 24, 2008
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huffing gas

When a person intentionally inhales gasoline (or any other petrol distillate) to get high. Larger quantities with produce a euphoric effect and cause hallucinations.
"Hey bro, wanna go huff some gas and get high?"

"Sure, I love huffing gas!"
by mistahunta December 16, 2011
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