hobnocked

To get slapped with a penis (or by a hobnocker)

Person 1: This bitch just sassed me!
Person 2: Tell her she's going to get hobnocked

by lalaland5484668487 October 15, 2015

mr_hobnob

super cool animal acc on tt

person 1: hey what were u doing last night
person 2: i was just watching mr_hobnob on tt
person 1: well i was doing ur mom

by urmomfam January 21, 2022

hobnobbing

To hobnob means to chat and share a laugh and a drink in the presence of other people at a function or party.

I do love hobnobbing at all those various hobnob do's that I do go too.

Or

Quit yo hobnobbing beeatch before I bitchslap you round the face!!

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

Hobnocker

Something gross and illegal

"You're a hobnocker"-British dude from iCarly

by iCarly fan(: February 9, 2009

hobnoker

a person(s) that have sex with small animals and sometimes elephants.

shut up you hobnoker.

by locajay September 28, 2009

hornographic

Adjective. A male who gives a lady the horn in a base, porno way i.e. extremely 'do'able.

Christ! Look at Percy, he is well hornographic tonight.

by wallacer May 22, 2006

hobnocker

A hobnocker is someone that does something illegal and gross (not to be confused with "hobnobber," which is a cool and awesome geek).
A hobnocker is someone that is addicted to illegal drugs.
A hobnocker is an alcoholic.
A hobnocker is a derogatory term describing a lowlife and pervert.

A hobnocker is a person who goes around slapping people with their genitalia.

That hobnocker should be arrested !

by offtheheasyjm March 6, 2010