Hiplet

(N) pronounced, "hip-lit." Definition, A little or youth hipster, commonly seen with long bangs combed to one side of the face, wearing oversized neon color shoes with the toungs sticking out, half zipped jackets, XXXS pants, riding fixed gears. tends to be a nuisance in crowded places.

That hiplet is not big enough to ride that fixie just yet.

by skin.flute January 4, 2010

hipples

Hard nipples, the cause of cold weather, an alternative to stipples

Beth: William, you appear to have hipples
Will: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!

by herpaderp222 March 28, 2011

hipples

Hipples is a name commonly used for someone who wears their pants/shorts above that of normal individuals. Generally, the top of the pants/shorts rest somewhere between the hip line and the nipple line, but most definitely more apparent when worn closer to the nipple line. You can also refer to this person as "The Jodemeister". Other characteristics describing this individual include wearing very "loud" shirts and ties, having Kung Fo Fighting as your cell phone ring tone, as well as having worked for Integra in Dallas.

Have you seen hipples today...he is pulling a 3.7 on the hipplemeter.

by T. McGee September 9, 2008

man-difo-hing- gunkadunk-jeer-hapless-nan-titifisoo- -canji-galalaloy

Thought of of the longest most stupid word(thats isnt welsh)in the world. in short term it is a joining word such as "and" used by the han-solos of the 14th century but phased out due to the inconvience of not only its length or difficult pronounciation but for its abilty to make theatre plays such as the well known "help my mother was killed by a excessivly large vagina from verginia" much much longer as actors had to spend many extra seconds saying it, instead of "and".

" Oh my god!!! That Excess of vagina from verginia has killed my mother man-difo-hing- gunkadunk-jeer-hapless-nan-titifisoo- -canji-galalaloy (and) Dishonerd the family name. You basterd vagina, You basterd." extract from the Play "help my mother was killed by a excessivly large vagina from verginia"

by The creator of the unknown(john) March 23, 2005

Hoplessdale

The ten second town. Used to be part of Milford, but now is awful.

This is why Hoplessdale is horrible:
They have no supermarket.
They have only one traffic light.
That light is across from their only convenient store, Cumberland Farms.
The biggest building in Hopdale is abandoned.
Most Hopedale High School kids choice out to Nipmuc.

by cptheman July 27, 2006

hiplecrit

Usually thrown around on Facebook when you are losing an argument about your boyfriend sexting other sluts.

If you come across a person using these words her name is probably Nicole Appleton.

Used in a sentence the following way:

You are a dum ass, you have cock feet, you are a hiplecrit don't u.

by Whatthe1976 January 21, 2017

Hapless

Best Forward AssualtWaller.

Hapless walls everyone he is the best waller

by Hapless666 January 30, 2022