hiplecrit

Usually thrown around on Facebook when you are losing an argument about your boyfriend sexting other sluts.

If you come across a person using these words her name is probably Nicole Appleton.

Used in a sentence the following way:

You are a dum ass, you have cock feet, you are a hiplecrit don't u.

by Whatthe1976 January 21, 2017

hippocritic

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.

After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."

by jpg3 October 8, 2011

hippocritical

Adj. Being both large and judgmental of others.

I don't mean to be hippocritical, but that person should not be wearing those tight clothes.

by Karaoke Roy November 8, 2013

hippiecrite

Someone who wants you to think they are the epitome of earthy, liberal and a total crunch, but really aren't.

Virginia, you live a block away but drive to school anyways, you're a hippiecrite.

by oronoian December 25, 2010

hippiecrite

A portmanteau of the words hippie and hypocrite, used to point out typically wealthy liberal elitist persons who preach traditional hippie values such as tolerance, environmental awareness, socialism/liberalism, personal freedom, pacifism, well-being and human empathy, but in practice do the opposite.

There are many hippiecrites in the world who drive their 8 cylinder Land Rovers through the Starbucks drive-thru, waiting in line for 10 minutes for their Soy Mocha Tall Grande Latte while releasing emissions into the ozone layer and wasting fuel unnecessarily reving their engines thinking it will speed up the process, and then ridicule the less fortunate Ford Escort in line in front of them because it occasionally puffs smoke from the tailpipe, and then stop at BK afterwards for a Double Whopper, wolfing half a pound of cow down while smoking a nice cigarette, and then yell a passing obscenity at the driver of an old pickup truck with a National Rifle Association Sticker on it for being a gun toting, psychopathic lunatic and would not even so much as bleed a penny for a good cause or a homeless person, and believe that everyone should live by their rules and be forced to eat only overpriced organic food and drive vehicles less than 5 years old.

Many trustafarians are actually hippiecrites, rich closeted conservative children who want to rebel against their parents who were hard working businesspeople who probably started with nothing and struggled to build a fortune while their brat kid pisses it away on drugs, booze, cars, hookers, and traveling.

by Paco Machado August 1, 2008

hipacrit

someone who tells someone not to do something and goes on and does it them selves they will care if you do something to them but if they do it to you it’s no big deal

person1 oh there’s holly
person2 oh she’s such a hipacrit

by Mum look! i’m famous! October 11, 2019

hippycrite

A fake hippy who complains about every polluting object known to man but uses the same products that they complain about.

Oh those awful cars but hey I just bought a Suburban! Check it out it has a V8!

by Chris Walker October 29, 2004