hipocalypse

The frightening moment of clarity in hipster's life when they realize they aren't that special, individual, unique or entitled and there's several million hipsters that look, act and talk just like them. The hipster then has one of 2 roads to follow. One, be and complete denial and really just go balls out with everything that is hip. Two, leave the cult and start a new life.

Dude 1- "Whoa, that hipster is getting a haircut, a shave AND a bath!?!?!!?"

Dude 2- "Yeah, man, he saw the hipocalypse and decide to leave the hive and start a new life."

by Furiosa the Accursed May 29, 2015

hipopodemaciodacryptadalaphobia

a fear of really big words

John:i have hipopodema*SCREAMS*
chris:hipopodemaciodacryptadalaphobia?
john:*SCREAMS, RUNS AWAY*

by craiggie poo February 19, 2009

hippo crip

A hippo like moto moto in the crips gang

the hippo crip was found on the bloods territorry

by A yokai April 12, 2019

hipopotomonstrosesquipedaliofobia

The most ironic word in the world meaning "The fear of long words"

Conversation between a person with hipopotomonstrosesquipedaliofobia and their firend.
*So you fear anything?
*Yes actually I have a fear of long words.
*Oh and what's it called as a phobia?
*Blank stare*

by MrDiablos July 14, 2016

Operation Sweaty Hippo

When a group of adolescents grab a cake of fireworks and aim it at the designated enemie's house. The agents involved all stick together and have a strict formation and escape route. The mission must

Operation Sweaty Hippo left a fire at the neighboor's house, good thing Agent Gilligan got us a quick escape route, otherwise we'd be history.

by Agent Gilligan July 3, 2006

skeptical hippo

A hippopotamus that sits in water while giving the observer a sideways, skeptical glance. Generally appears in motivational poster form whenever questionable facts are posted.

I'd try giving an example, but skeptical hippo would question the validity of it.

by Nunuv Yabizness April 26, 2011

Hippocrocapig

A female who is not atractive at alll, used in the same context as "Moose".

Strewth, she's a right hippocrocapig! I would need to drink Belgium to go to bed with her!

by Not a Mullha November 5, 2006