Heskey time

The act of either;
a) Rape
b) Missing a goal (in football/soccer) by a ridiculous distance, or
c) impersonating the best player ever to have lived; Emile Heskey.

Also, a rap by Randolph, featuring KSIOlajideBT

Randolph: And don't even get me started on his head, when he puts it down and gives you those eyes, you know it's...

KSI: HESKEY TIME! BITCH I'M HESKEY, YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH ME, IF YOU DO, YOU'RE GONNA BE MY NEXT ANAL RECIPE. I'M TOO QUICK FOR THE SEX OFFENDERS LIST, I BE OVER THAT, WHEN I SET MY EYES ON YOU THERE'S NO ESCAPE, YOU KNOW THAT!

or

Player A runs up to goal and shoots wide.

Player B: Looks like it's Heskey time again!

by THE HESK November 6, 2012

herky derk

to receive intimate, passionate, and/or erotic favors from one's sneaky link all while doing cartwheels like Fergie during the National Anthem.

I wish Bree from Lab Rats would herky derk me.

by abby (abster) November 23, 2022

hecky naw

a Chi-Town word for "hell no" or "hell naw"

Ay yo was dat party decent last night? Man, hecky naw... dat shit was borin as hell!

by Shanteezie March 21, 2004

Husky Daddy

A guy who breathes to much during sex; may be prone to sweat around his genitals.

"How was your sex with Justin Ba.?"
"So hot oh my god!!! he was such a husky daddy!"

by TwIZARD May 20, 2015

herky jerk

to be tossed about in a herkish manner whilst owning the passenger seat in your friend's car.

stop driving like that. you're herky jerkin' me all around.

damn my neck is still sore from being herky jerked. maybe if you didn't drive so fast up the mountain i'd be fine.

honey slow down. the kids are all getting herky jerked in the back.

by McWinner March 7, 2010

Heskeying

When you change someone's background to Emile Heskey

I'm heskeying you

by Saluc June 11, 2014

Jack-Husky

Those supporting the University of Washington Huskies who exhibit obnoxious behavior, arrogance and smack talk but did not attend the school. Most of these fans didn’t go to college and claim UW as it’s geographically desirable. They may also leverage a family connection (i.e my brother went to UW, therefore I have the right to talk smack about the Cougs and act like an ass) to justify the poor, classless behavior. Ironically, it’s typically the Jack-Huskies who get the most defensive, trash talk the most about the Washington State University Cougars and respond with shouting of uneducated expletives.

Typical UW t-shirt fans in the Seattle area that just want to be a fan and keep their mouth shut is found to be less annoying and acceptable however once they start talking smack, acting arrogant and can’t specify any real connection to the school through actual, personal experience (i.e student, alumni, professor), they are categorized as a Jack-Husky.

Most Jack-Huskies come out around Apple Cup if UW is doing well.

There's a specific personality on KJR AM in Seattle that's the biggest Jack-Husky you'll ever hear of.

by J.Cooper December 7, 2010