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herpaderping

a lazy carefree attitude and gross negligence of time and productivity. This wasted time usually comprises of interneting, sleeping and looking clueless.
Hey Derp what were you doing for the last 3 hours?!? I was herpaderping.

Stahp Herpaderping and get your work done!
by nemxomen November 25, 2013
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Mall Harpy

1) Sales people usually employed at the mall that get in your face to buy their stuff and test their products on you without your permission; commission based harpies will usually swarm you.


2) Retailers who don't understand "no."
"I was going through cosmetics at Dillards and was jumped by a bunch of mall harpies."


"When walking by a kiosk a mall harpy sprayed me with perfume."
by Chick Geek April 10, 2009
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herpagonosyphilaids

A condition in which a person has multiple STDs. Usually acquired by promiscuous fucktards who refuse to use condoms during intercourse. Used to signify how nasty someone is.
I heard John got herpagonosyphilaids from all those hooknasties.
by koalaroo February 28, 2008
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helpy

Some who is trying to be helpful in a manner that is decidedly NOT helpful, and knows it. People being 'helpy' are often trolls. Word often used in a sarcastic or joking tone.
Person 1: "Can you help me move all these bags inside?"
Person 2: *moves one, very light, bag just inside the door*
Person 1: "Thanks, that was helpy"

Also - most responses to the "photoshop the sun between my fingers" request meme
by Tesla727 May 30, 2016
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Herpanini

Any of several viral diseases causing the eruption of extremely large blisterlike vesicles on the skin or mucous membranes approximately the size of a panini, this includes herpanini simplex or herpanini zoster.

For years the Italian bun fermented in the perfect environment. After the invasion of France to the North of Italy in 1527, the French converted the original recipe. the new mix have showed great results.

Herpanini is widely spread in most parts of the western world. most herpes suffers feel that they should upgrade for the bigger and better herpanini.
Damn, that herpanini' has got too much mayo in it!

do you think toasting that herpanini too much will dry it out?

you have got some herpanini juice on your left cheek.
by CastIron Shoe Monkey October 27, 2011
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sullen harpy

A morose teenager who feels just because she is having a hormonal low, or a hangover, or withdrawals, it makes it ok to abuse people.
Nancy, quit being a sullen harpy to your grandma!
by trueboo July 13, 2005
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herpasyphilaids

rare disease which causes dickenpox contracted through sexual contact with a transvestite cadaver
o shit i have herpasyphilaids
by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009
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