Herpie Mustache

When you finger a stanky ass ho with a dank ass puss- and you wipe your nose, hence giving yourself a herpie mustache

"Wang dog, who were you hooking up with last night? "
"Bro, totally hooked up with Chels last night"
"Damn, you got the herpie mustache"

"Yo dude, what the fuhh is under your nose?"
"I don't know man? Why? What's there?"
"Were you chilling with Lauren?"
"Ya dude! Fingered her last night :):)"
"Herp lip strikes again!"

by Flyassmuthafucker52 May 02, 2011

dirt herpies

Valley Fever

Don't go plowing dirt without proper protection, unless you want dirt herpies the rest of your life

by Dirte' July 18, 2021

Herpie slurpee

The action of having oral sex with someone contagious with a sexually transmitted disease, most commonly herpes

Yooooo brooooo!!!! I just gave her a herpie slurpee!!!!

by Johnnyremmell December 11, 2018

Herpie Bitch Rat

A little bitch who sucks dick for good grades.

"My name is Abbi, I am a Herpie Bitch Rat, Mr. Kraskie, may I suck your dick for good grades?"

by Yep, the truth October 02, 2019

Herpy Derp Day

Sarcastic synonym of 'good job' or 'nice one'. Obviously can also be used to wish someone happy birthday, but generally the term is derogatory.

Person 1: I didn't wet the bed last night!
Person 2: ...Herpy Derp Day to you.

by Uthislith December 05, 2011

herpies infested cum bubble

a name you give your friends when they say something really stupid....also a come back when people call you names

jon- you look like a dogs taint

jimbo- shutup you herpies infested cum bubble

by big daddy jay September 24, 2006

a hug a day keeps the herpies away

A term used by rodelle and art saying that you should hug dirty girls, not get herpies from them

Rodelle: damn, that girl is hot.

Art: Thats true, but remember, a hug a day keeps the herpies away.

by everyon e ee July 25, 2009