Receiving oral sex while defecating on the side of the highway offramp and simultaneously begging for money by means of a cardboard box with a message of hope written upon it.
by wordsmite January 26, 2010
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Stabbing Rick Sloane to death with a toy screwdriver would not even begin to make up for the abomination that is Hobgoblins.
by kevhanel August 7, 2006
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A person who enjoys partaking in the consumption of the bloody discharge from a woman's vagina during menstruation.
Gary the haemogoblin gobbled the haemoglobin from Kate's bloody gash and screamed, "I love VampyCunt!"
by CyberMunchy September 25, 2006
Get the haemogoblin mug.Eating food in the kitchen or straight from the fucking pan because you are too lazy or too greedy to waste energy serving it up
"I was so hammered last night I was hobgoblin ramen straight from the pot and burnt the shit out of my mouth"
by brewster666 March 12, 2015
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Get the Hobgoblin mug.a vertically challenged giant who is much shorter than an average male. usually found in the darkest regions of argentina and in the human intestine. hemogoblins are notorious for hibernating inside the human intestine for years on end, causing tremendous amounts of genital gas in women, until they evaporate or are shitted out.
by damianklisz October 21, 2010
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