heisman that ho

When a woman is performing fellatio on her knees and just before the man ejaculates he pushes her away in the same manner as the Heisman pose and lets it go in her face.

She was using her teeth too much so next time I'm gonna teach the bitch a lesson and heisman that ho.

by wirg September 13, 2007

Hanselman

The act of friending two women friends and sleeping with both. Although not at the same time, it must be during the same weekend. Also the women must remain friends after said Hanselmanning.

Man 1: Dude, I hanselmanned those chicks last weekend.

Man 2: And they are still friends?

Man 1: Yeah.

by dickinny April 17, 2013

Heisman Finish

After having sex and the girl wants to cuddle you mush her

I love Jessica but last night I hit her with the Heisman Finish.

by Thram June 20, 2016

heisman

A women's rejection to sexual advances by a man or another woman

dude, I was hanging out with this chic, we got the hammer going, then she gave me the heisman when i tried to grab her.........

by stitch April 7, 2004

heisman

1. a direct and impersonal rejection of a sexual overture, pass, or advance.

2. a skillful dodging of an impending and usually negative engagement or interaction.

"She gave him the heisman when he smiled over his martini."

"I heismanned my boss yesterday when he approached me about those TPS coversheets and reports."

by Bretton Boyd December 28, 2003

Heisman Trophy

A trophy awarded to the best player in college football.

Jay Bergwanger won the first Heisman Trophy.

by Fifi McFeef January 11, 2008

Heissman

In imitation of the trophy, dodging the advance of an uncomely aggressor by protecting your face with your extended arm. Shield your (obviously) unfinished drink with your other.

That cougar lunged at me, so I gave her the Heissman.

by Pudmayor April 30, 2007