hairy heinrich

When you rip off your pubic hairs and glue them onto a dildo. Then you take that dildo and shove it down your urethra.
Max: Oh man I have myself the best hairy heinrich

Aiden: Really?
Max: Yea my dick hole is huge now!
by ZebraP May 22, 2017
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A Heinrich Himmler

The sexual act of blowing marijuana smoke in a female partner's vagina, forcing a queef to occur, thus forcing the smoke out of the vagina, mimicking the gas being introduced to a Nazi death chamber.
Man 1: "Dude, me and my girl got so freaky last night!
Man 2: "No way! What happened?
Man 1: "She let me give her A Heinrich Himmler!"
by Irish5400 December 12, 2021
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My friend Logan Heinrich has a micropenis and used his make-a-wish for a bigger cock but they said no

From Connor <3
"You know Logan Heinrich?"

"The make-a-wish kid with a micro peepee?"

"Yeah, Logan Heinrich Has A Small Cock
by cdixon03 August 02, 2020
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Heinrich

What this means is… the most handsome person in the whole entire universe. He is good at sport especially rugby, he is strong. And talks a lot but sometimes quiet.
Omg I’m the best, like heinrich
by Heinrich.s November 22, 2021
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Heinrich

A synonym for class. Based off the goat of all cricketers Heinrich Klaasen.
by Sarrh June 06, 2022
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Heinrich

Heinrich is a retarded ass bitch. he's built like Peter Griffin. He buttfucks Buzz Lightyear. This MF talks about halo and will not shut the fuck up about random shit that no one wants to hear. I want to shoot this dude. Kill him. Guest Experience, kill him and put his body parts in bags and dump him in the ocean!!!!!
I want to murder Heinrich so badly
by Johnqauvios June 05, 2022
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Heinrich

A guy who thinks he wears the pants but does not. He is unaware of his pantslessness.
Shannon: "Oh my God! Whats with that guy thats up in the tree over there in the nude with that huge cock?"

Ashley: "I dont know but I think he keeps saying that HE wears the pants."

Shannon: "Well he MUST be a Heinrich, because that boy is NUTS."
by SassyLouder May 04, 2023
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