heiferbitch

-bitch ass bitch that is fat like a cow and worse than an ordinary lame old bitch.
-it can also be a term of endearment for your beetches

snaps for jeaniqua for this word, heiferbitch.

by timmywimmy January 16, 2007

mother heifer

circa 2005
country of origin: Katie Abbott

Mormonized version of the colloquial profane statement: "Mother F'er" or "Mother Fucker".
Logically followed more archaic statement "Mother of Cheese" which is, in fact, a cow, or a "mother of a heifer".

random guy on college campus: "Dude, did you just see that hot girl go by on her Razor scooter? She totally just biffed it."
random hot girl on scooter: "MOTHER HEIFER!"

by Samantha Winter March 29, 2005

Stank heifer

A large or obese promiscuous woman. A woman of loose morals, hygiene, and an ever expanding waistline.

I was too drunk to throw some game at the club so I ended up taking some stank heifer home and have been regretting it ever since.

by epilgo July 12, 2006

heifer

a predigiously large female, usually from Kentucky), about the same size as a cow.

wow, that heifer just killed batista by sitting on him!

by Willisdukeweatherford November 8, 2006

Heiferazzi

The pack of girls (or guys or a mix thereof) who gather to talk about other's business that be no business of their own.

That pack of bitches are straight Heiferazzi, if you don't want yo business spread don't say a word round those heifers.

by Sazwon July 1, 2017

Swayback Heifer

A sad, old, crotchety cow. Good for Karens and tired old queens.

Karen, get your racist ass out of here, you swayback heifer.

by Gingerbear77 December 28, 2022

heifer herder

–noun
a young woman that is relatively attractive that has a subconscious habit of picking "ugly" friends to reassure herself of her attractiveness in social atmospheres.

ex.

Gloria always hangs out with the ugly girls, she is undoubtedly a heifer herder.

by Peeacheyeell March 6, 2011