by Justin Gillum December 03, 2007
Main Entry: game head
Pronunciation: 'gAm'hed
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English hed, from Old English hEafod; akin to Old High German houbit head, Latin caput; Modern Culture road head, to work the clutch.
1) The act of oral sex when preformed on one playing video games. Rare in occurrence, game head is the misguided dream of gamers everywhere. There are two scientifically proven explanations for game head: a) the bitch is hella rank-ass, and/or, 2) the gamer is ridiculously good looking and his girl is dickmatized. While a third theory has been suggested, experimental evidence is at best circumstantial.
SYNONYM Aerobore
Pronunciation: 'gAm'hed
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English hed, from Old English hEafod; akin to Old High German houbit head, Latin caput; Modern Culture road head, to work the clutch.
1) The act of oral sex when preformed on one playing video games. Rare in occurrence, game head is the misguided dream of gamers everywhere. There are two scientifically proven explanations for game head: a) the bitch is hella rank-ass, and/or, 2) the gamer is ridiculously good looking and his girl is dickmatized. While a third theory has been suggested, experimental evidence is at best circumstantial.
SYNONYM Aerobore
RoflFactor Lolshire1337 (Damn Straight)
"Comm, drop big gun pleez!... Commander!? Drop me a weapon!... Commander, are you there?"
"Okay, we attack in five. Nubtacular901, make sure you get our point. Alright, go go go go." (Death ensues)
Gamer "...But baby, I really want it."
Dirty Skank "No, I'm not doing that-- all you do is sit at your computer, you never shower"
Gamer "Babe, I love you, come on. Just a little game head."
Dirty Skank "Fine. If it'll quit your bitching"
"Comm, drop big gun pleez!... Commander!? Drop me a weapon!... Commander, are you there?"
"Okay, we attack in five. Nubtacular901, make sure you get our point. Alright, go go go go." (Death ensues)
Gamer "...But baby, I really want it."
Dirty Skank "No, I'm not doing that-- all you do is sit at your computer, you never shower"
Gamer "Babe, I love you, come on. Just a little game head."
Dirty Skank "Fine. If it'll quit your bitching"
by Roflwood Prior December 23, 2006
hed-geym Repeated childish and petty games played by a self loathing, miserable, piddly-ass bitch supervisor named Christina in an attempt at psychological one-upmanship, often employing passive–aggressive behavior in continuously failed attempts to demoralize or dis-empower the thinking subject while hoping to make the aggressor look superior. Often resorted to as a last ditch effort when subordinates fail to stoop to the same level. Many times these actions are performed by pathetic, emotional quadriplegics against intellectual Jedi’s. Usually the aggressor suffers from undiagnosed psychological problems accompanied by one of more physical rheumatology issues such as MS, where the body attacks itself in part due to the aggressors internal ugliness working itself outward.
See also: Abuse of Power, Desire to Control, Gaslighting, and Cunt Manager
See also: Abuse of Power, Desire to Control, Gaslighting, and Cunt Manager
by The Intellectual Jedi July 25, 2024
Star of the Head Game
adj. (action)
Definition:
A title reserved for a woman whose oral skills are so elite, so legendary, that she makes grown men forget their heartbreak, taxes, and possibly even their own names. She's not just good—she’s a black-belt in fellatio, flawlessly executing all 159 known techniques with grace, precision, and unrelenting enthusiasm. A true oral savant.
Example sentence:
"Wow, that blonde from Slappy’s Strip was Star of the Head Game Saturday night. I totally forgot about my wife leaving me for my brother. Hopefully the first of many Star of the Head Game performances."
Related Terms:
Gawk Goddess, Blowproviser, Headliner, Throat MVP
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adj. (action)
Definition:
A title reserved for a woman whose oral skills are so elite, so legendary, that she makes grown men forget their heartbreak, taxes, and possibly even their own names. She's not just good—she’s a black-belt in fellatio, flawlessly executing all 159 known techniques with grace, precision, and unrelenting enthusiasm. A true oral savant.
Example sentence:
"Wow, that blonde from Slappy’s Strip was Star of the Head Game Saturday night. I totally forgot about my wife leaving me for my brother. Hopefully the first of many Star of the Head Game performances."
Related Terms:
Gawk Goddess, Blowproviser, Headliner, Throat MVP
!
Example sentence:
"Wow, that blonde from Slappy’s Strip was Star of the Head Game Saturday night. I totally forgot about my wife leaving me for my brother. Hopefully the first of many Star of the Head Game performances."
Related Terms:
Gawk Goddess, Blowproviser, Headliner, Throat MVP
!
"Wow, that blonde from Slappy’s Strip was Star of the Head Game Saturday night. I totally forgot about my wife leaving me for my brother. Hopefully the first of many Star of the Head Game performances."
Related Terms:
Gawk Goddess, Blowproviser, Headliner, Throat MVP
!
by JaredTheGreat May 31, 2025
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