hazleton with cheese

A form of mutal masturbation, in which a yeast infected woman hangs by her feet, while a man mastubates her. He catches soft yeast falling from her vagina on his penis, and she uses it as lubricant, to masturbate his penis.

pervert: I love your fishy stank all over my cock.

bitch: Hope you enjoy it, I didn't clean my snatch for several weeks.

pervert: The hazleton with cheese is the bomb.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

Hazlitte

An extremely busy and mysterious woman who loves hiding everything from her friends and is always afraid that her fortune or money may be stolen by the others. Whenever she is asked about something, she always rejects to give a definitive answer but answers something like “How about you?” “Really?” “Not sure though.” She hates telling others where she is going to or when she is available for friends gathering. She loves disappearing suddenly without telling others what is going on. No one understands nor respects her except her boyfriend. She has lost many friends because of her weird personality yet she never admits her own mistakes or reflects on this, but only thinks those are others’ problems. She has an illusion that everything related to her is a secret, but in reality no one is interested in her stuff at all. Recently she only hangs out with people who can provide information or benefits for her even though those are not someone she is close to.

“Hello everyone, I am Hazlitte.”
“Sorry, could you spell your name, please?”
“H-a-z-l-i-t-t-e.”

by Hazlitte November 23, 2021

Dirty Hazleton

When you are fisting an ass and grab intestines and pull out.

High on bath salt, bill pulled a Dirty Hazleton on Cathay

by Angry T April 5, 2016

Hazlet

"Home of the Champions", Hazlet is a town in the Jersey Shore that is known for it's toughness. Located as a buffer between white trash Keansburg and wealthy Holmdel, Hazlet represents the epitome of a blue collar, middle class suburb. Hazlet is also known for its solid football program, in which the Raritan Rockets went to the state finals three years in a row. Other than its toughness, Hazlet is known for having one of the largest movie theaters in the area, being home to the godly Jim's Burger Haven, and being home to 11 pizzerias. Hazlet itself contains different and diverse communities, from the shorelike West Keansburg to the upper-middle class Raritan Valley.

Those kids from Hazlet really break their backs when they work.

I played football in Central Jersey and most likely got my ass kicked by a Hazlet kid.

Hazlet isn't as trashy as Keansburg, isn't as stuck up as Holmdel, and isn't as boring as Middletown.

I wish I could live in Hazlet, but my son is a wuss and would never survive. That's why I live in Middletown.

by Mr.Johnny December 14, 2006

Hazleton Mudslide

When a man engages in anal sex with another person, that is riding in a Chinese swing with diarrhea pouring out their ass.

If you try the Hazleton Mudslide, you're a total fucking pervert.

by Hazletard-in-Chief November 22, 2010

Hazletonmobile

The primary mode of transportation in Hazleton, PA, seen outside of every home: A stolen shopping cart!

hazletard 1: Got any WD-40, my ride needs a tune up.

hazletard 2: Ditch that bitch. I got this fly Hazletonmobile, from GIANT Food. No I can go Hazleton drifting, this afternoon.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

Hazletonian Glory Hole

A form of exhibitionism, in which a white female tween pushes her naked rear up to a chain link fence, while two Dominican males separately penetrate the women's anus and vagina, through the fence. Very common in Hazleton, Pennsylvania.

Perez: Check out that bitch with the iCarly backpack, signaling us into a Hazletonian Glory Hole.

Carlos: You get the asshole this time, I am sick of scraping shit out of my foreskin.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010