Tassel hassle

The unnecessary obstacles that Jews will go through or put you through if they perceive the often arbitrary action to be of less cost to them.

So this whole holocaust sounds like a real tassel hassle, how much is it really gonna cost again? Do you offer a discount for the entire family? Are there any BOGO coupons? You know for my sons bar mitzvah we hired a male stripper.

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Total hassle

A hassle so complete in its totality or so total in its completeness that it is likely hard to equal. For example: The gates of Hell have been reopened or you have run out of milk on a Sunday evening.

Dr. Rick Dagless: I re-closed the gates of Hell as soon as I could, but Darkplace has never been the same since. And with Larry back, it feels like the gates could reopen any second, and that's the last thing I need.

Dr Lucien Sanchez: You're overworked as it is.

Dr. Rick Dagless: Tell me about it. It'll be a total hassle.

by Crispin Cheesey August 7, 2011

hamburger hassle

(n.) the verbal abuse you get from the annoying friend who always spots that you have a hickey on your body and proceeds to tell everyone.

Guy 1- "Wow, Dave! Nice hickey!
Guy 2- "Shut up, dude. It's not that visible."
Guy 1- "Bullshit man, you need to start feeding that poor girl! SHE HUNGRY! Hey, look at Dave's hickey, everybody!!!"
Guy 2- "T.J., why are you giving me such a hamburger hassle, man? You jealous?"

by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011

Street Hassle

When four sweaty dudes reach a volume that creates a sexual musk that even hassles the streets.

Trina, "Hey Bianca, see them hot dudes, they stink like a Street Hassle."

by Taco Larry May 11, 2018

hassle magnet

Someone or something that attracts a lots of hassle and makes everyone mad.

That Lion is a hassle magnet because it got me in a 3-hit combo and killed me.

by Brett Watson March 1, 2006

High hassle

A very annoying problem

Joey: "They're out of Big Macs at McDonalds!"
Britney: "Nuggets too
Isaiah: "That's such a high hassle bruh"

by Snapplecap68 June 30, 2015

Hassle the Hoff

A term used when David Hasslehoff, one of the few men who can fight Chuck Norris and live, is hassled in a way that makes David Hasslehoff angry. The only way to make David Hasslehoff happy again is to summon Billy Mays and have him advertise Orange-Glo for David Hasslehoff's awesome Orange tan. Unfortunately, Billy Mays has passed away, leaving no known repercussion against Hassling the Hoff. All those within a 50 mile radius all climax in an orgy of pleasure, and then die.

Yo, man, you don't HASSLE THE HOFF!

by Super_Darky_Malarky September 20, 2009