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Harold Park

During the experimental detonation of a gamma bomb, scientist Mr.Park, Harold's father, rushed to save a teenager who has driven onto the testing field. Pushing the teen into a trench, Mr.Park himself was caught in the blast, absorbing massive amounts of radiation. He awakened later in an infirmary, seeming relatively unscathed, but when he got his wife pregnant his son transformed into a lumbering grey form that breaks through the wall and has "excessive anger".

Furthermore Harold Park began weight-training at two. He was awarded the title of Mr. Universe at age 4 and went on to win the Mr. Olympia contest a total of seven times. Park has remained a prominent face in the bodybuilding sport long after his retirement, and has broken several walls, and faces.
1) Oh damn! There goes Harold Park smashing through walls again!

2) Harold Park quickly became angry at inanimate objects for being lazy.

3) Look, it's typical Harold Park punching people in the face.
by THE HAROLD August 10, 2009
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Harold Lauder

A character from Stephen King's novel, "The Stand". He masturbates bitterly at one part of the story.
A description of Harold Lauder's actions from The Stand:

"In the hour before dawn, he replaced the diary in Fran's pack and secured the buckles. He took no special precautions. If she woke, he thought coldly, he would kill her and then run. Run where? West. But he would not stop in Nebraska or even in Colorado, oh no.

She didn't wake.

He went back to his sleeping bag. He masturbated bitterly." (562)
by Godzilla himself April 4, 2010
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Haslina

A cute girl with a gentle personality. Smiles and laugh brightly. Love to keep others happy but sometimes forgets about her own. Gets scare easily but put on a brave face for the sake of others. In search of her true love but lost the hope of ever finding one. Hide her tears away while drying others. All she ever wanted is to be someone's night and day. Love her with honesty and you'll find a girl who'll live and die for you.
Why are you so insecure, Haslina? Learn to love yourself more than others.
by SpartaGirlfriend June 25, 2019
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Harold Army

A army of deadly frogs who want to conquer the whole milky way. They love to eat cookies and milk. There are 3 forces in the Harold army, the Navy, (Harolds in coconut suits) The air force (Paper airplanes) and the Harold Military (Paper tanks). If you mess with the Harold army they will capture you and feed you too the captive Swanodendrons and Patricias whom they force to make milk and cookies.
The Harold Army will haunt your dreams.
The Harold Army will eat you.
The Harold Army will capture you.
The Harold Army defeated the Patricias.
by The Harold Army April 17, 2019
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halolz

Halolz is a website designed exclusively for showcasing humorously-captioned video game screenshots, videos or video-game related memes. It is updated twice over weekends and thrice daily on weekdays.
This screen is funny, let's send it to Halolz.
by Karasakii June 27, 2009
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hasL

A subscriber emote on HasanAbi's Twitch channel depicting his late dog, Fish, holding a heart. It is used to express love and sympathy similar to other -L emotes, like xqcL.
hasL <3
by slweeb March 27, 2021
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hamburger hassle

(n.) the verbal abuse you get from the annoying friend who always spots that you have a hickey on your body and proceeds to tell everyone.
Guy 1- "Wow, Dave! Nice hickey!
Guy 2- "Shut up, dude. It's not that visible."
Guy 1- "Bullshit man, you need to start feeding that poor girl! SHE HUNGRY! Hey, look at Dave's hickey, everybody!!!"
Guy 2- "T.J., why are you giving me such a hamburger hassle, man? You jealous?"
by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011
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