harpoonie

big black ones

by har har i love the magic stick June 4, 2003

harpoonis

When you nut and the nut flies out at great speeds and lands atleast 20 inches away from its starting point

I let out the Harpoonis last night brother!

by Chrish.10 September 27, 2017

Harpoons

Many overweight people.

Oh noez!11!!!1! The Harpoons!

by xbadwolfx October 8, 2008

harpooning

the act of having sex while one of the fornicators plays the harp, the ultimate in erotic classiness

We were harpooning when her father walked in, he was proud that the harp lessons paid off...

by BGOFTACH March 7, 2010

Harpooning the White Whale

Fisting with an amputee's stump. See also The Caption Ahab.

He took the prosthetic of his stump and then began Harpooning the White Whale!

by Moby_Dicktator November 23, 2010

Harpooning the salty longshoreman

Anal sex, back door, butt sex

"They are harpooning the salty longshoreman."

"I'd like to harpoon her salty longshoreman."

"I got drunk last night and think I harpooned the salty longshoreman."

by Clark Barkenstomp August 30, 2018

Harpooning

Incessantly tickling or poking in order to provoke squirming and giggling. Harpooning usually occurs when it is least expected; while watching a movie, chatting, swimming, making out, or kayaking.

Jack (sneakily): I'm going to harpoon you!
Caitlin (unawares): No! No! No! No harpooning!

by Jorge Patteson November 2, 2010