hard drive check

A call out to imply that someone likely has illegal content, primarily related to pedophilia, on their hard drive because they said something very suspiciously like something a pedophile would say(or something related to the illegal action). People who sound like they are projecting when calling others groomers/pedophiles also are people called out with this phrase.

You are admitting to liking lolicon? Hard drive check on aisle 3 please.

by DkKoba March 29, 2023

Hard Drive Dan

When one is so cheap to buy porn they jump on the internet to rub one out quick. Also the defined name can be anyone that does this.

Dan says he his horny but cannot buy porn. So Dan goes home jumps on his sticky computer and logs onto a free adult website to rub one out and ease the tension he feels. He pulled a Hard Drive Dan

by narjett September 1, 2011

Hard Drive Sex

When two or more hard drives are connected to the same computer and exchange significant quantities of data.

Dude! I brought my hard drive over to Arkell's house and we had some hardcore hard drive sex!

by A concerned samaritan October 20, 2009

hard drive manifest destiny

Take manifest destiny, and apply it to filling up a hard drive, so that you get something like "downloading stuff (such as movies) because you have the space and/or you were meant to.

"My mom looked at me inquisitively and asked, 'Why do you need a new hard drive?' I replied, 'Hard drive manifest destiny.'"
"Billy just bought his fourth hard drive yesterday; he should see a shrink about his hard drive manifest destiny."

by L'Orage Orange June 22, 2004

Hard Drive Training

When bunch horny guys go to titty bars, and talk at work in codes, and refer to HDT (hard drive training) as outing to the titty bar

we are goin to hard drive training tonite....

by Hard drive trainee June 11, 2003

hard drive joke

Unblatantly blatant jokes about child porn, especially when stashed in a digital drive. Usually pointed at pastors with questionable personality.

"It's okay Teach, you can tell us the contents of your hard drive"
"OOOH MAN WAS THAT A HARD DRIVE JOKE?!?"

by alias33 October 15, 2025

Smash my Hard Drive

Male Masturbation

I was camping with my buddys all week so I couldn't wait to get home and smash my hard drive

by NickandBilly August 26, 2016