happy meal

A barely legal good-looking mongoloid you consider dating out of desperation or for temporary pleasure.

syn. Kids meal

"That's Jeff's first girlfriend in three years. Get this. She's a senior in high school."
"Yeah, she looks like a total happy meal."

by VRB November 3, 2005

happy meal

when some n00b come at you with a plasma pistol and a battle rifle or a plasma pistol and a carbine and two shots you. that combo is used only by people who havent matured enough to realize that it's for n00bs! just like the happy meal from McDicks.

"ThePher is happy mealing again"
"Imagine that" *rolls eyes*

by Yojo July 10, 2005

Happy Meal

When a girl chews and swallows during oral sex.

A city girl: "Would you like a five dollar happy meal?"

by Gumballs October 20, 2009

Happy Meal

Term for when a man is receiving oral sex from a significant other and does not give warning of their impending climax. While he/she is startled at the sudden ejaculation in their mouth, the recipient of the blow job quickly hands a small toy to their partner. Preferably one usually found in a "Happy Meal" or 99 cent store. May also be referred to as a "Kid's Meal" if they are in the 18-21 age group.

To dumb it down a little...

When you getting a bow job, and you shoot your load with out giving them a heads up. When they get all pissed and shit, you give them a bullshit toy to piss them off even worse. Hence a Happy Meal, they ate and got a toy out of it.

"This chick was giving "bad" head, so I pissed her off with a Happy Meal instead."

by Mike R. and Mike V. March 2, 2020

happy meal

Slang term that refers more commonly to giving oral sex to a female, since oral sex given to a female is referred as eating pussy.

I gave that chick a happy meal and she squirted all over my face.

by Cheta May 15, 2003

happy meal

When a man wrestles his purple headed yogurt slinger until he intensely ejaculates into a condom(preferably flavored for enhanced flavor) and proceeds to put a straw in the condom and offers it as a meal to a female. The female then sips her happy meal until satisfied.

Aaron: Hey man did you give Amanda a happy meal last night? Shes been telling everyone about it.
Blake: Yeah bro I even used a strawberry flavored condom, she said it tasted like a strawberry milkshake.
Aaron: Im getting banana flavored condoms!

by Shftokersmoker February 2, 2021

Happy Meal

A Woman with everything you want, all in one complete package.

*Face
*Breasts

*Bottom

"You see that chick over there? Total happy meal"

"Dude....Thats my mom."

by Dre-dawg December 15, 2009