Hanzen

That one guy that's always flexing how good he is at minecraft. Also most likely has MVP+ on Hypixel. Probably obsessed with dogs, especially pugs.

Casual minecraft player: Oh my god. That kid's a sweat at minecraft.
Casual minecraft player 2: Oh, it's probably just a Hanzen.

by Pretend that this is a good na August 26, 2021

hanteen

Being in the state of euphoria, or having a sudden burst of excitement.

"dude i just hanteen'd all over my self"

by Weinus May 8, 2005

Chode Hartzell

A person by the name of CHODE HARTZELL.Go to myspace and search her, she's a roleplayer who attacks people in bulletins 'cause she has no other life. Seriously...what kind of name is CHODE? Fffrreeaaaakkkk.

Person A: Did you see what Chode Hartzell said in her bulletin?
Person B: Which one? She spams up my bulletin board. Such a WANNABE.

Person C: OMG Chode just said the meanest thing about -insert person here-.
Person D: Story of her life, she's a WANNABE.

Anonymous: Chode WANTS TO BE Canada.

by RP-er April 3, 2009

Hanzel

The fuckboi who cant say ‘r’. He is very ugly and is dogshit

Hanzel: Hey Ryan
ryan: did u just say lion?

by Pseudonym lmao April 18, 2018

Hantel

German Word for barbell

I train with barbell(Hantel)

by Artir June 8, 2018

Hantz

To be the sexiest motherfucker alive, above the age of 40. You must smoke, occasionaly, and generally drive the ladies wild. You laugh like a badger, but it only drives the ladies wild. You might be a gray panthers, but you're still hot. And you make the elevator truly uncomfortable.
AKA "Handsome Hantz."

"Man, that was a wild time with Hantz last night."

by MBeezy July 22, 2008

Hantzley

A generally awesome person, walks into a room and is approached with nothing but compliments and respect,a friend

Alex:oh my god did you see hantzley?
Suze:yeah im goin over his house...

by lunky617 March 28, 2009