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Mexican Handwash

A type of massage that you give a pregnant midget on Tuesday evenings
Jon was glad to go home after a long days work and give his wife a Mexican Handwash
by Edwin Jones June 26, 2008
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handwagon

(n.) handout bandwagon - the inexorable draw to ask for money because everyone else is.
GM and Chrysler joined the handwagon last fall, flying to Washington in private jets to go beg for bailout money.

People who hate middle-aged white males are usually the first ones on the handwagon to get tax dollars reallocated by the government.

Peter jumped on the handwagon the other day by pocketing his mortgage payment for 3 months and quitting his job. Now that he's missed a couple payments, he's living large! His loan has been refinanced, and he gets unemployment and welfare from the government. He just sits around all day looking at p0rn on the intertube.
by MushiMushi June 4, 2009
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handwasher

Similar to fisting but using both hands inside the orifice of choice and mimicking washing your hands with soap or such.
That girl was so loose I finally got to use the handwasher last night!
by Louise46 May 26, 2009
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Handwashing vs Brainwashing

Two modes of processing intelligence concerning COVID-19.
She was tuned to CNN, he to Fox News. She believed you could not be too careful. He believed it was a liberal hoax. Their tiny apartment had become a Handwashing vs Brainwashing battlefield.
by Monkey's Dad April 5, 2020
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Mexican handwash

-noun

The act of wiping one's hands on one's clothing after urinating, but not actually washing one's hands.
Although the restaurant had a strict hand-washing policy prior to exiting the Men's Room, Jose simply gave himself a quick Mexican handwash by rubbing his hands on his poncho.
by Tommy2011 September 23, 2011
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john hanway

Such a kind and loving person he flirts to people but he doesn't mean it he's not very open about anything but if he opens up to you then you mean something to him he definitely take care of his girlfriend he's very picky with who he goes out with so if he goes out with you he thinks your special he's the sexiest person you will ever meet.
by Ronaldo fanboy December 29, 2016
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Icelandic handwarmer

When two females or two males take both their hands and make a circle together and then Proceed to give a handjob to a guy
Man, Haley and Becky gave me the best Icelandic handwarmer last night
by murderxjunkie April 25, 2017
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