Hammocked

When you get stuck in the hammock because it is so damn comfy!

Dude, I was going to get a beer half an hour ago but I got hammocked and couldn't get up!

by bikindaf July 28, 2009

John Hancock

(n.) American shipping magnate and possible smuggler who became famous for his role in the American Revolution. He served as President of the Second Continental Congress, was famously a signatory to the Declaration of Independence, and later became the first post colonial governor of Massachusetts. In addition to these accomplishments, Hancock was a prolific author on the subject of masturbation. He wrote several authoritative treatises on the matter (several of which were banned on the orders of George Washington), and famously challenged the widely-held opinion of his fellow Founding Father, Dr. Benjamin Rush, that masturbation caused blindness and hairy palms.

John Hancock was one of America's most illustrious founding fathers and early sex educators.

by Dylan *@*@DaShizz@*@* July 29, 2009

[Herbie Hancock-blocked]

Being distracted by someone so much that you cant remember a Herbie Hancock reference you were about to say...as evidenced on an episode of the cleveland show.

Man 1:Remember that-that,damn it i forgot!
Man 2:How did you forget that fast?!
Man 1:You Herbie Hancock-blocked me!

by Zilchoboy October 19, 2009

John Hancock

One's singnature(John Hancock was the first to sign the Declaration of Independence.)

All checks must have your John Hancock to prove that you wrote them.

by Light Joker May 23, 2005

Herbie Hancock

One of the best jazz pianists of our time. Writer of such famous tunes as Chameleon, Maiden Voyage, Eye of the Hurricaine, Palm Grease and Watermelon Man. Innovator in the fusion genre and writer of many really badass funk grooves.

Herbie Hancock is so badass he can turn shit into gold.

by Tobey March 20, 2004

Herbie Hancock

The answer Tommy Boy leaves on his test in the movie Tommy Boy.

John Hankcock, ha, its Herbie Hankcock.

by Zoolander August 7, 2005

hancock

1. (n.) Surname of John Hancock, merchant, salesman, and prominent Patriot of the American Revolution.

2. (n.) Slang for one's signature.

3. (v.) To sign one's name outrageously flamboyantly.

1. Did you know that John Hancock was unanimously voted as President of the Continental Congress on May 24, 1775?

2. Could you please sign your hancock for your package?

3. Please allow me to hancock all over your paper.

by Powa June 5, 2009