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Hans

The coolest person in the world. He's the kind of person who everyone worships. There is ofcourse also the Church of Hans and the Korhans in which are described the awesome stories of Hans. He created the earth and should be worshipped by everyone. If you don't worship him, you will go to Hell, or worse, you will never be able to know a guy named Hans!
Oh my Hans!
Hansdamnit!
Hans created the earth in less then 7 days, beat that Christians!
by Person1337squared April 4, 2009
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Hans

Person~ male in Simi Valley, CA FULL NAME: Hans Gundelinger
by Pixie64 October 18, 2008
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hans

super hot guy who is going to be a rockstar person someday, but he says he doesnt want to!! hes dating this girl named rebecca and im super jealous of her because hans is the hottest guy in the world!!!!
did you see that guy? he was like a hans.
man, that guy was just like that hans we saw at the party yesterday
by hansissohot February 10, 2009
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han han

A Neko who likes lemons and is also vegan
Guy: SUP NEKO
Han Han: "I'm Vegan"
by wvwioegvjiowejvwep June 16, 2017
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HAN

Group of people that basically are the antitheses to weeaboos and are formally called Heterosexual Anime Niggas. They will keep in touch with their own culture while still enjoying Japanese related art and culture. They will also wait for the day God sends anime girls down to Earth as a revelation and will dabble with anime pussy and hot as fuck anime girls.
Person 1 (Potential league faggot): "EUGH BRO YOU'RE SO FUCKING GAY! YOU WANT TO FUCK AN ANIME GIRL!"
Person 2 (HAN): "Bitch, you're the one wasting your life away while I'm over here waiting for the day God sends me an anime girl. By then, your ass will be on the street begging for loose thot cooch, NYUHHGUH!"
by HAN Lord November 30, 2018
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Hans

The man who memorized some numbers of Pi. He is also a sexy beast who has long flowy hair. He is related to Kirby. Who has also memorized more numbers of Pi than Hans. He is the man who always adds the last name to Matt. He would be fun to draw because he has a nice a hat. He is better than math than some Asians.
HOLY CRAP. ITS HANS. I'M HOT FOR HIS BALLS.
by MSooRi March 6, 2009
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Hanning

To copy-paste definitions of unknown words or colloquialisms in group messages, ensuring all members of the group have an understanding of the discussion.
Person 1- "Yeah man, that party was sick"
Hanner- "Sick, Slang for cool or fabulous."
Person that has lived under a rock for the last twenty years "Cheers for Hanning, I thought everyone at the party got a cold"
by TopHanner November 19, 2019
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