hammerfucking

When someone on a crotch rocket rolls off the throttle, clutches in, shifts then dumps the clutch and rolls onto the throttle hard. All within a 1 second timeframe.

"See that guy switching gears? he's really hammerfucking it"

motorcycle crotch rocket shifting hammerfucking

by xECGx April 24, 2014

Hammerfucked

To have an intense hangover from partying too hard the night before.

Guy 1: Duuuude you look hammerfucked! What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I drank a bottle of tequila last night.. FUCK my head hurts like a bitch.

by OnTheDanceFloor May 31, 2010

Hammerhocker

a guy that claims to be hetrosexual, but when in a place like the local gyms' shower area watches the other guys/males in the showers more than just showering

did you know that I caught that guy checking me out in the shower, and he is married...What a Hammerhocker.

by #1brat April 18, 2010

hammerneck

when you fuck a girl in the thoart so hard it feels like hammer

"dude adam gave linda a hammerneck and now she cant breath!"

by harold reyes December 3, 2007

hammerooski

A funny-sounding word to imply excessive drunkenness or intoxication; a variation of "hammered"

I am so hammerooski.

I was so hammerooski at the John Mayer concert that I yukerooskied all over my buddy's car.

by H.A. Dinga August 4, 2007

hammer cock

When your cock is limp and even a hammer couldn't get you hard.

Four blows from Granny's rusty, cast-iron mallet could not awaken Bapa's hammer cock from its deep, alcoholic slumber in the dusty chambers of his cordoroy pants.

by Steve Awesome January 2, 2017

Hammerfucked

Is the point beyond no return. Mainly spent in the bathroom after consuming more alchohol then one can handle.

"We got so drunk last night after coinage"
"Yea I was hammerfucked"

by GIBMIESTER November 4, 2023