hammered

To be bludgeoned with a blunt object, particularly a hammer/mallet, esepcially in the face.

His face was kind of smushed in and bloody, so I guess he got hammered last night.

by cool4dude December 3, 2005

hammered

To go through the fabric of the universe while banging your head with both arms raised in fists (preferrably the other holding the largest beer available and the other a bottle of cheap wine, also cigarette). Weed is an excellent addition to the this holy state of mind.

While pulling down an invisible train horn with your hawk flexing Hammered.

by hammered on acid June 19, 2008

hammered

when a girl is really ugly, or just looks terrible.

Damn, that girl is hammered.

by sjl22 December 10, 2009

Hammered

The situation of a women who is fucked so hard (in a positive way) and fast that she surely can't walk the next day

Are here jeans to tight? - No, she got hammered last night.

by Ewald December 28, 2005

Hammered

Pissed as a cricket,very drunk indeed .

Pam and Tony got hammered on Saturday and one of them shat the bed.Salinas police were called to break up the fight and the they were both taken to prison.

by MikeOdwyer May 27, 2008

hammered

A word used to describe an action of misfortune.

1. Alex: Dicky boned some rankslut
James: Hammered

2. Alex: The cops just busted my ass for feltching in public
James: Hammered

by PUNK April 7, 2005

Hammered

The new invention instead of Rcik Rolling Sending a link from Youtube to people over msn, bebo, myspace, fackbook, etc to get people to watch the video, after watching it, you say to them YOU JUST GOT HAMMERED.

me : hey dee watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c4L4CPfQY8
dee : WTF ?
me : YOU JUST GOT HAMMERED

by lucus belicus and kurt coadad April 10, 2009