Ham Hocked

When a guy goes down on you and you squeeze his head with your muscular girl thighs.

"Dude, she ham hocked me so hard when I ate her out...I literally almost suffocated!"

by jkface August 24, 2016

Hancocked

when a man confesses his love for a woman and her saying naa i DO NOT feel the same way, bare awkwardness ensuses

jeremy: i really like you <3
lexxy:lol i dont feel the same way, sorry :,)
Jeremy: this is gonna be well awkward now....
lexxy:kl.
jeremy:looks like ive been hancocked
lexxy: ye you have

jeremy is now offline

by thats not art January 8, 2010

hamhocks

Large female breasts.

Jeez, check out those hamhocks.

by eniact May 16, 2003

Hamhock

A chic who is a very, very good lay!

I hooked up with this chic Mandy lastnight!
What a Hamhock!

by dixiedog November 16, 2003

Hamhock

A sheet of netted or sheet material you tie between two vertical objects and lie in to relax.

"Dude, I'm gonna take this fruity cocktail over to the palm trees and lie in the hamhock."

by aioue April 30, 2009

hamhocks

Some bitch who tried to fuck with me.

Leave bobot alone, whore.

by Fuck you HamHocks February 24, 2004

hamhock

to get rocked in a sport or cheated over

you go to catch something in gym class but you miss and it hits you in the head, you got hamhocked!!!!!!!

by Cornpen November 3, 2007