Halfer

When you are sexually excited and produce a half hard dick.

I get a halfer everytime I think about going stalefish.

by Huskyoff April 1, 2005

Half Halfer

A Half Halfer is a African American who is also White. It is usually use in a joke.

Haha look at that Kid Simon, hes a Half Halfer!

by Louis Cartel April 29, 2006

halfer

a blow job that ends in a hand job

All i got last night was a halfer.

by hooker9 September 1, 2009

Half-ers

A word used by a guy when he is too cheap to pay for the whole date.

"Hey babe, I didn't expect the bill to be this high ( after you already ordered) wanna go half-ers"?

by DatedACheapskate October 20, 2009

halersons

Relating to, or the act of not knowing slang terms for common sexual acts.

She pulled a halersons and asked what a blumpkin was.

by Anonymous September 26, 2004

mrs halverson

A digital art teacher that like to eat children and she’s a bitch

Mrs halverson thinks she’s funny but she’s not

by Single Barry December 20, 2017

Polish halfer

To take a half day off for the first half of your shift.

Timm took a Polish halfer on Monday, after the Sunday night Packer game.

by phonedawgz December 5, 2021