Half-Life 2

Best damn game ever. Best storyline, best graphics, best physics, best...christ, best EVERYTHING.

Only people who play Magic: The Gathering hate HL2.

by Kamran A December 28, 2003

Half-Life 2

The sequel to the game in which you played as some nerdy scientist with a crowbar. Now, in Half-Life 2, you're a badass nerd scientist with a crowbar. It promises revolutionary graphics, physics engine, characters, storyline and quite frankly everything else. It will be an amazing game without a doubt.

Half-Life 2 will rule.

by Mehro November 15, 2004

half life 2

simply the god of all and every game that has ever been made. for half life 2 brings shame to all.

dude 1: dude u gat half life 2 yet?
dude 2: no, i just pass up the oppitunity to buy the greatest game of all time so i have more time to masterbate and make fun of the old and retarted.
dude 1: you shuld get it, it rules!

by keiran December 9, 2004

half life 2

a spectacular game that people use to get the anger outta them, or if they just wanna blow the crap outta the combines.

dude1:did you play half life 2 last night?
dude2:yea, blow'd the crap outta the combines

by alexander orlando December 11, 2007

Half-life 2

A name that will be known for years to come.

It will be very good.

by Andrew May 14, 2004

Half Life 2

Set apart from other games in its AI, graphics and physics engines. At what part in Halo can you pick barrels up and slam them into the enemies, when in Pariah do the enemies retreat, try to outflank you and generally don't commit suicide, and in UT2004, is Nikata's arse really as round as alyx's?
No, none of you can truly say that Half-Life 2 is a disappointment, after all, you thought it was so good it deserved urban dictionary's attention, didn't you?

Halo: $5 (Sold Out Software)
UT 2004: £15 (PC World)
Pariah: £30 (New)

Half-Life 2: Priceless (Valve)

by ¦ Matrix ¦ August 25, 2005

Half Life 2

A first person shooter that so outclassed others of the same time frame, almost no one played it on a console. But it still remains the definitive title on the PC.

It's best described in dialog.
Half Life 2: What's up man?
Halo 2: I'm cool!
HL2: Man f*#k you! You wouldn't know cool if it jumped up and bit you on yo weak ass.

by Admiral Monk October 8, 2008