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What you call girls that gang up on a guy.
Boy: Did those harpies chase after you last night?
Other Boy: Yeah, it was horrible! I couldn't get that lipstick off me!
harpies by Kat_1988 November 7, 2007
(noun)Cullinary metaphor for female genitalia. Applies only if it is suitably hirsute.
"Love to eat hair pie, but I hate to pick all those hairs from my teeth"

D.H. Lawrence in Lady Chatterley's Lover: "But his silence was fathomless. His hands held her like flowers, so still and strange. "Where are you?" she whispered to him. "Where are you? Speak to me! Say something to me!"

He raised his head from her hair pie, murmuring: "Ay, my lass!"
hair pie by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003
also known as pan down, bush or hairy clam smacker. Refers to the unshaven 80's style version of a females pubic area. Referenced in the movie "Revenge of the Nerds" during the panty raid film watching sequence.
When watching a slow sexual scene in which one might yearn for pornograpy one would say:

"come on, we want some hair pie, pan down, bush"
hair pie by kit the tit October 16, 2005

Hairpin Headache 

The soreness that results from wearing a hairstyle for a long period of time that pulls at the roots of the hair.
Alice took down my hair from its style, saving me from a hairpin headache later on.
Hairpin Headache by LeShea Setsuna October 11, 2008
Particularly hairy snatch, also commonly referred to as the 'hip-to-hip wookie bush'
Her hair pie was so full, even her grannie panties could not contain it.
hair pie by tom December 7, 2004

Queen of the Harpies 

1. Presumably, the leader of the terrifying female bird-monsters of Greek mythology.

2. Ann Coulter.
I loathe Ann Coulter; she truly is the Queen of the Harpies. In all honesty though, I'd probably do her. Even though she's a cold blooded slanderous whore, she's still pretty hot and it would be a wicked hatefuck.