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Hairinista

Obsessed with hair, mainly their own.
What a fag, Hes a Hairinista!
Hairinista by Hairinista! April 23, 2012
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Hairapist 

A person who has sex with hair without legal consent.
That hairapist put his wiener in my up-do.
Hairapist by RandallStorby September 28, 2012
Believing one is superior to another based off of their hair.
Tony is being hairist because he thinks being bald is better.
Hairist by MINER9ER May 14, 2019

hairistic 

the act of being a hairist
Guy: You're one hot girl... but you have red hair so you must have a horrible temper issue...
Red Hair: geez... that guy is so hairistic.

hairaster 

A disastrous hairstyle normally due to a tragic trip to a hair salon. This could be due to lack of experience on the stylists' behalf or a customer insisting to have a certain cut but not being aware that it doesn't suite their appearance. A hairaster could be known to the individual (who will normally try to hide the said disaster) or the individual could be completely ignorant of the ensuing eyesore.

Other possible methods of obtaining a hairaster are: having a bad bad hair day, waking up late with no time to get ready, or a poor choice of "taking a risk."

Normally your friends won't even mention the extreme change in hair lifestyle, but will openly discuss it not in your presence. It is also mandatory of your friends to take pictures and send to other friends in order to both warn them and give them an opportunity to think of something whitty.
Hey Janie, did you get that picture of Annette's hair I sent you? OMG yes, total hairaster!!!
hairaster by chemist de grey July 27, 2010

hairastrophic 

When some lame lady or man gets their hair colour out of a box. It's always got a lot of orange in it and looks completely unnatural.
OMG! Look at that lady and her hairastrophic! Ewww.