1. (n) A failure at life
2. (v, -ed) To thoroughly and completely screw up something
3. (n) A mooch, particularly one who does so without asking
4. (v) To mooch, particular doing so without asking
2. (v, -ed) To thoroughly and completely screw up something
3. (n) A mooch, particularly one who does so without asking
4. (v) To mooch, particular doing so without asking
1. You're living at home with no job or prospects? God, man, stop being a geurtz.
2. Wow. You totally geurtzed that up.
3. He's a total geurtz; he's sleeping on my couch and I didn't even invite him over.
4. Don't geurtz my chips, man, I was saving those for the party.
2. Wow. You totally geurtzed that up.
3. He's a total geurtz; he's sleeping on my couch and I didn't even invite him over.
4. Don't geurtz my chips, man, I was saving those for the party.
by Jason Renkin February 22, 2007
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Caused by: Greasy food, excessive boozing, PMSing, stress, chinese food, high fiber diets, lots and lots of apples, nervousness, improper use of anal beads, enemas, laxatives, too many Fiber One bars, phenolphthalein, prunes and prune juice, food poisoning, long distance running, cholera, and any combination of said inducers
Symptoms: Stomach achy, crampy, gassy, guts rolling, uncomfortable, afraid to fart.
Leads to: frequent bathroom trips, piss-ass, burning butthole and an all around shitty day.
CAUTION: If you are expecting to gurt, DO NOT WEAR THONG UNDERWEAR. I will only further the pain of the barking butthole. Also, playing touch tag with your underwear is truly a dangerous game on gurt days.
Caused by: Greasy food, excessive boozing, PMSing, stress, chinese food, high fiber diets, lots and lots of apples, nervousness, improper use of anal beads, enemas, laxatives, too many Fiber One bars, phenolphthalein, prunes and prune juice, food poisoning, long distance running, cholera, and any combination of said inducers
Symptoms: Stomach achy, crampy, gassy, guts rolling, uncomfortable, afraid to fart.
Leads to: frequent bathroom trips, piss-ass, burning butthole and an all around shitty day.
CAUTION: If you are expecting to gurt, DO NOT WEAR THONG UNDERWEAR. I will only further the pain of the barking butthole. Also, playing touch tag with your underwear is truly a dangerous game on gurt days.
David: Oh man. I definately should not have drank that six pack, those blue bombers or that tequila shot. And my butthole keeps telling me the tabasco sauce on top of the chili cheese fries was a bad idea.
BaRB: Sounds like you're definately gurting.
BaRB: Sounds like you're definately gurting.
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