gerkin cock

A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.

I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.

gerkin cock by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009

Gurtin' 

Verb; To Gurt

The act of ejaculating on a turtle

That Turtle is hurtin' for a gurtin'

Gurtin' by thegurtmeister1 March 4, 2010

surfin' a gerkin 

having sex with a man with a small penis that resembles a gerkin.

Having sex with him was like surfin' a gerkin. It was so small, I couldn't even feel anything!

surfin' a gerkin by Catherine M. February 6, 2006

gorkin it 

To wear a sweatshirt without a shirt underneath

Steve was gorkin it hard this morning.

I debated changing, but decided to gork it.

gorkin it by Keepthepace March 20, 2017

gürkan 

The name is mostly confused with gurkan. While gurkan means disgusting things according to urban dictionary, conversely gürkan is known as "god".

My name is gürkan, not gurkan.

gürkan by sugarfreeak August 20, 2019

shmerkin ur' gerkin 

jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.

Domo! are you shmerkin ur' gerkin? i asked as he sat all alone in the cold dark corner.

shmerkin ur' gerkin by Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin December 29, 2007

gurvin 

real ass nigga

look at that dude, that dude is a gurvin

gurvin by anonymous July 28, 2021