Small glass Jar

An object that I've shoved up my arse

"bro what are you doing with that small glass jar.. OH NO BRO"

by Jinxies October 16, 2020

glass child

No, it’s not children who are fragile and breakable. They are actually appear strong (note that I said they appear strong, not that they are strong). Glass children are children who are growing up in a home with a sibling who takes up a disproportionate amount of parental energy. This can be a child with an obvious physical or emotional disability, it can be a child with an addiction, a serious illness, or significant behavioral issues.

The siblings of this child are called glass children because their overwhelmed parents look at them and rather than see their needs…. look right through them.

*mom playing with autistic child*
son: Mom, I'm hungry can you make me something to eat?
mom: Not right now I'm playing with your brother
son: but mo-
mom: I said no go get an apple out of the fridge
son: *talking to self* she looks right through me.. Like I'm made of glass.. I'm a glass child

by tw1sten September 17, 2014

Glass Animals

english indie rock band that makes cool sounding electric songs. Their main albums are "How To Be A Human Being" and "Zaba"

Glass Animals make my favorite songs

by Giraffe Fucker April 6, 2017

Serial Killer Glasses

Eyeglasses with heavy or severe frames that live somewhere between fashionable and creepy, like a serial killer may wear.

I liked your friend, and his serial killer glasses were sexy!

by rickbrunernyc August 3, 2009

Glass Cannon

Refers to someone or something that deals high amounts of damage but had a very weak defense or health. Often a term for games.

The best way to fully embrace being a glass cannon is to be very careful when you attack. Wait for an opening in which you are guaranteed a safe or almost safe hit to be as useful as possible.

John is a glass cannon, he got into a fight and with one hit gave someone a bloody nose, but he started crying the second he was hit once.

by TheFizzWhiz February 20, 2021

Glassin'

Means to look at something intently. This is a hunting reference when you're staring at things with binoculars. Originally went viral when hunter Fred Eichler shot a moose with an arrow and it dropped in under 20 seconds.

Youtube- "just glassin"

And then popularized by Tom Segura and Christina P in their "Your Mom's House Podcast" where they got listeners to use "glassin" in common language, particularly when looking at drivethru menus. Tom Segura explains it on the Joe Rogan Experience which can be found on YouTube by searching, "just glassin"

"I see these dudes glassin' at my whip."

Or

"I'm just glassin' at this menu for a minute. Thanks mommy."

by Justache May 31, 2018

Problem Glasses

A fashion accessory worn by a social justice warrior and feminists that believes everything is sexist, racist, homophobic and/or problematic if it challenges anything concerning their feelings of self-entitlement and/or politically correct world views. This differs from hipster glasses which are often just a pair of empty frames.

Dude, look at her. She's got problem glasses on. We better not talk to her or she's gonna start bitching about smashing the patriarchy.

by Look! A Walrus! December 21, 2015