Guitarded

Someone with little to no musical skill on the guitar.
He cant even make an Em, he must be guitarded.
by Malcolm November 03, 2003
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I totally messed up those chord changes, I'm such a guitard!
by Katie Bustard March 21, 2006
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Guitarded

The use of too much or too many guitars.
The band went guitarded in their live performance last night.
by thestripeisonfire February 14, 2011
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Guitarded

Of or describing an individual who, despite undying effort, can not seem to improve at guitar playing whatsoever.
"What in the fuck is that God-forsaken, aural-rape sound coming from upstairs?! My fucking ears are bleeding!" "It's darned ol' Marcus and his guitar. Word around town has it he's guitarded."
by Joshualbatross March 27, 2011
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stfu you guitards

you still shit your diapers
by swallow my meat April 30, 2004
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Guitard

n. 1. Someone who finds it seemingly impossible to play guitar.
2. Someone who is horrible at playing guitar.
3. A retard who can play the guitar
Conner is such a guitard
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Stop playing! Your a guitard!
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This guitard is AWESOME.
by Defiant Blob February 11, 2010
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a guitar retard, the kind of person who has to grab a guitar no matter whos it is or where they are or whos playing it just to show off their own lack of skillz
"that guy just grabbed that other guys guitar and started playing it, he's such a guitard"
by Its Me Lenny April 11, 2009
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