Samuel Guillaume

A Samuel Guillaume is someone who is both extremely intelligent and sexy at the same time.

Girl 1: I just haven't found the right guy for me yet.

Girl 2: You just need a Samuel Guillaume!!

by Madridlover123 September 6, 2021

Guillotine Gorilla

The anime definition of Jumping the shark

The phrase comes from the Anime Samurai Flamenco . During episode 7 when after the previous 6 episodes establish that series was about a normal guy trying to become a Super hero in a realistic world. Midway through the episode during a drug bust, a random criminal suddenly transforms into a Guillotine Gorilla and kills a few officers. Since that point the show continued to escalate and completely changed the tone of the series.

I stopped watching this show after they pulled a Guillotine Gorilla. It was never the same again.

by The_Last_GhostGuy October 23, 2018

get the guillotine!

saying you use when a girl has a hot body but a nasty face.

"Oh shit, that girl is hot"
-then the face is revealed
"aaaaaaaah, get the guillotine!"

by longschlong silver April 12, 2003

Dick guillotine

Vagina so tight it cuts off your penis when it gets tighter.

I can't have sex for weeks now, my sister has a dick guillotine.

by LilGanja1337 March 4, 2021

Guillaume le Thug

The greatest and most daring person you will ever meet, Guillaume le Thug dominates every obstacle he encounters. He always sticks to his grindset, conquering everyone and everything in his way. He plays by his own rules, ignoring any guidelines that he finds unnecessary. Cherish him, as he will make a great ally in times of need.

Person 1: Did you see Guillaume le Thug over at the bar?
Person 2: Yeah, he just finished his twentieth pint of beer!
Person 1: What a chad.

by cheeselettuce January 2, 2022

Guillotine

A very old French invention, typically with a large wooden frame, and a very sharp slate of metal attached to a rope. The person being executed is then laid down in position, the rope is pulled and they are decapitated.

"Today, at the hanging, we have two contraptions instead. An old-fashioned rope, and our new invention, the guillotine. It is swifter, and cleaner and has no chances of survival."

by Intellectually Inclined Person February 22, 2019

Virginia Guillotine

When you stick the tip of a man's penis in an open pocket knife then close it

My Buddy Kyle got Virginia Guillotined

by WishIWasSwallowed March 11, 2021