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Guantanamo Bae

A highly possessive, paranoid and controlling boyfriend or girlfriend who won't let you ever leave their sight, presence nor clutches. They often go through your phone's call logs and messages in search of incriminating evidence to use as justification for shortening your leash.
Lil Chi Chi: Yo whuddup fam! Where Chico at? It's been a minute

Fonte: Sup homie. Its rough out here. His woman got his on lock again.

Lil Chi Chi: Word? What dat fool went and did now?

Fonte: Check this out, so the other day, his girl, feeling all hot bothered, dress up in lingerie, and asks him to show her "a fun time".

Lil Chi Chi: Cool, cool, cool...

Fonte: And what that fool done went and did, dunno whether he was tryna be funny or something, he showed her a picture of us and the fellas at the pub getting wasted. Now his grown ass is grounded.

Lil Chi Chi: Damn, sounds like he got himself a Guantanamo Bae
by Jahmingo De Mercilez October 12, 2016
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guantanamo pretzel

When you handcuff someone's left arm to their right leg and their right arm to their left leg and smash them from behind
Jordan put Owen in a Guantanamo Pretzel last night
by Service Boy28 May 19, 2014
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Guantanamo Bay

A place in Cuba where the US hold mainly Muslim and Arabic prisoners in violation of international law.
The main camp there is known as Camp X-Ray for reasons known only to the sadists who operate the place but the clear implication being that highly unusual practices are involved.
Often Abrreviated to Gitmo it is to the US what the concentration camps were to the Nazis and the Gulags to the Soviet Communists.
Concentration camps and Gulags were often in locations outside the motherland/fatherland as is the case with Guantanamo Bay which is in an occupied part of Cuba nominally leased from the Cuban government who refuse to accept the US presence there but are too weak to do anything about it.
They picked him up in Africa for allegedly
being in al-Qaeda and shipped him off to Guantanamo bay in a transport plane whilst standing up and wearing a hood.
by sam1967 February 16, 2005
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Guantanamo Bay

The most unconstitutional thing that our Government has created, as well as a violation of our 6th Amendment rights to a free trial. Guantanamo bay is just another word for a secret prison that our Government uses to lock up anyone that they find suspicious. In the Constitution, we are promised the right to a free trial. Ironically, when it comes to suspicious people, our Government is a little too scared to abide by the Constitution.
Random Person 1: Hey, buddy! What do you think will happen if I write a few unpatriotic things on this blog!

Random Person 2: I dunno, why don't you try it?

Six Months Later.....

Government: You are under arrest for speaking out against authority.

Random Person 1: What?! I just used my free speech! What about my trial? I have the right to a free trial!

Government: Forget your trial! That takes too much time! We'll just send you to Guantanamo Bay.
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Guantanamo Gay

Filipino male nurse who has a fondness for well-muscled Hispanic inmates.
T is so Guantanamo Gay but the whole world knows that.
by Gobi Roti January 16, 2017
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Guantanamo Bay

A place where suspected terrorists are held. It in no way is anything close to a Gulag or Concentration Camp. Until recently, these so-called educated liberal anti-american scumbags couldn't tell you what a gulag was. In the Russian Gulags, prisoners were locked up and forced to do hard labor for 16+ hours per day, starved (many to death), cramped in shacks and forced to take a shit in a bucket. In Nazi concentration camps, jews, gypsies, homosexuals and other innocent people were forced to do hard labor, starved, gassed, shot and burned to death. Prisoners in Gitmo are given the Koran (in its traditional manner as outlined by a military guideline, you anti-american liberal scumbags!), good food, signs everwhere that point to the direction east (muslims pray to the east). Gitmo is a gulag? what has this country come to?
Gitmo is Cuba's hottest vacation spot as voted by "Terrorist People"
by AZWildcats10 July 8, 2005
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Guantanamo Shot

A shot of ice cold vodka taken through the nose.
+Holy shit! Why is that huge guy in a heap on the kitchen floor, and why's there so much blood coming out of his nose?
-He did three Guantanamo Shots and then one with warm rum.
+What the fuck, is he retarded or something?
-If he wasn't before, he sure as hell is now.
by primapp January 1, 2012
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